DoneKirk by Amy Engelhardt

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DoneKirk

By: Amy Engelhardt

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Duration:	2:44 (Stavro Arrgolus)
Release Date:	6/22/2018
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How did you get to where you are, sir?
Did you rise up through the ranks?
How did you get to wear that star, sir?
Guess I respect it, but the rest of you? No thanks.
Just cause your shirt is tight and golden
You think you own the f***ing ship
This Starfleet grad is not beholden
As to your future, here’s a tip
It’s blanks you’re shooting from that gun, jerk.
You’re done, Kirk.

Ensigns who posted here before me
Said there’s one thing I ought to know.
The Captain’s eyes would soon explore me
Then he would try to boldly go
And he did ogle me in sick bay
And on the bridge made kissy noise
It’s always “Let’s Act Like a Dick” Day
Even in space, boys will be boys
But you’re no longer such a young Turk.
You’re done, Kirk

Horny frat boy never cracked a book
I’m a scientist – who cares how I look?
And what’s this cocktail waitress uniform,
Oh, I think I see a pattern
You get me to bend over,
and see all the way to Saturn

But I’m empowered now by Venus
You will intimidate no more
Pack up your interstellar penis
You aren’t going where no man has gone before
Your phaser cannot even stun, jerk.
When you’re strutting down the halls
I am not looking at your balls
I study planetary fog
I don’t read the captain’s log
I have an actual job to do
I’m not interested in you
Quit your stalkin' and your skulkin'
Take a lesson from your Vulcan
This s**t was never any fun, Kirk.
You’re done, Kirk.

I’m serious, Tiberius (Stavro Arrgolus)

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Played on 6 shows:
	03-13-21, #AOTA-210313	06-29-18, #WOTR_92
	04-25-20, #AOTA-200425	06-26-18, #MMP-52
	06-22-19, #AOTA-190622	06-23-18, #AOTA-180623
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Messages about the song: "DoneKirk"

	Stavro Arrgolus Offline - Editor, MP3 - 06-28-18 12:57 PM - 5 years ago
	Done.

	Wacky Ben Offline - Artist & D.J. - 06-28-18 10:22 AM - 5 years ago
	I know for a fact that I am not the first to play this on my show. I think this has to be merged over here. www.madmusic.com/song_details.aspx?SongID=61891

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