Top 10 Reason Why Santa Gave You Coal for Christmas by Art Paul Schlosser

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Top 10 Reason Why Santa Gave You Coal for Christmas
By: Art Paul Schlosser

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Duration:	2:39
Release Date:	12/8/2016
Lyrics By:	Art Paul Schlosser
Music By:	Art Paul Schlosser (artpaul)
Produced By:	Joey Falcone (artpaul)
Released By:	Art Paul Schlosser (artpaul)
Published By:	Art Paul Schlosser Inc (artpaul)
Licensing:	BMI #27024719 (artpaul)
Keywords:	ART PAUL SCHLOSSER, COAL, REASONS, SANTA, TOP 10

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Top 10 Reason Why Santa Gave You Coal for Christmas
Top 10 Reason Why Santa Gave You Coal for Christmas

Number 10 It's for your fire place
Number 9 It's so you can do artwork like gothic or you know something scary
Number 8 It's cause he got your name mix up with a kid who had the same exact name
Number 7 It's cause you forgot to cross the t so now instead of winter coat he thinks you want winter coal
Number 6 It's really what you wanted some people are so strange what they want Christmas they want coal

Top 10 Reason Why Santa Gave You Coal for Christmas
Top 10 Reason Why Santa Gave You Coal for Christmas

Number 5 It's for your toy truck to load and unload
Number 4 It's for your Rock collection
Number 3 It's not really coal it's a candy called coal that some mother's put in their kid's stocking because they want their kid to think they got coal
Number 2 This is a stretch it's chess set the black pieces are carved out of coal and the white pieces are made from balsa wood

Top 10 Reason Why Santa Gave You Coal for Christmas
Top 10 Reason Why Santa Gave You Coal for ChristmasAnd

And here's the number 1 reason it's not cause you voted for Donald Trump or cause you voted for Hillary it's cause you were very very very very very very very very very I mea scrooge and the grinch have nothing on you because you were really really really really rally really I mean maybe you are a serial killer and that's why Santa put coal in your stocking

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Eye Want 2 Bee Viral	Santa Claus Ran Out of Coal So He Gave You This CD (Some of Art Paul's Best Terrible Xmas Songs)
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