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99% OF EVERYTHING IS s**t

Now it ain’t easy writing songs
I try day after day
Now most of them go nowhere
I throw them all away
But every now and then I find
There’s one that’s not a mess
I think I found the formula
The secret to success

(Chorus)
99% of everything is s**t
Just 1% is any good and just a little bit
Now you go out a couple/hundred/thousand years
No one remembers it
Cause 99% of everything is s**t

Now you go out and seek your dreams
And hope you’ll be a star
Hey how come you ain’t famous yet
You hear that near and far
You’re waiting for that one big break
At least that’s what you think
Or maybe that the reason is
You absolutely stink

Cause (repeat chorus)

They got Da Vinci masterpieces hanging in the Louvre
Then there’s Albert Einstein
He ain’t got s**t to prove
Most everything on Earth today ain’t worth a hill of beans
I know this song ain’t Shakespeare
So you know what that means

Take it pickers

They got Egyptian pyramids a-sitting by the Nile
Then there’s Charlie Chaplin
He always made me smile
To make your mark in history you better stake your claim
Like that one guy whozits
And good old what’s his name

Now ‘fore you go on thinking that
Life’s one big waste of time
Not everyone can be the best
Hey average ain’t no crime
Now this is my philosophy
It really ain’t so deep
How bad you think those others were
If this is one I keep

(Repeat chorus)
I said 99% of everything is s**t
That’s it
(Dave Guhlow)
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Played on 2 shows:
12-26-15, #ISGD-15-5902-21-15, #ISGD-15-08
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(Dave Guhlow)
Messages about the song: "99 Percent Of Everything Is s**t"
 
 
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