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Rank this week: 10 (↑26)
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3:18
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7/22/2014
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| Parody of "My Boy" by Jenny Casey (DJ Particle) |
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We’re flying off to Switzerland to sing your stupid songs
Cause someone thought this s*** would work on the far side of the pond
You said hey Steve, you wanna take three weeks and come along
So I learned the chords to several hundred mommy songs
We’re almost a band, flying all round the world
Gotta follow this dream of this dim-witted girl
Brought a thousand CDs and shirts and shoes
We’re almost a band, one Okie and one Jew
We met this real nice guy from Liechtenstein who got us several gigs
In restaurants and biker bars and a barn that kinda smelled like pigs
They fed us well, our bellies swelled, with pork and cheese and bread
And they couldn’t understand a f***ing thing we said
We’re almost a band, they don’t pay us a lot
Driving two tons of gear in a tiny rented stick-shift Fiat
Brought a thousand CDs and shirts and shoes
We’re almost a band, one Okie and one Jew
We drove around for hours to find this gig up in France
And you spilled everything you ate onto your Goodwill pants
But no matter how pathetic the turnout was
We bashed this stuff out really really loud because…
We’re almost a band, we know most of the words
To all these songs about dishes and hair and shoes and jobs and stinky diapers
Sold a fourth of the merch, now we’re flying back
We’re almost a band, but still… chocolate makes me fat
Hi my name is Walter Frei, I live in downtown Lichtenstein
I have three children, ein svei drei, and Chocolate Makes Me Fat
I brought Jenny Casey to Switzerland, to play her songs like only she can
Someday she’ll have a real band, and Chocolate Makes Me Fat
In English I know only a few words… here’s what they sound like backwards
Jenny Jenny, who can I turn to [Chocolate Makes Me Fat]
This is the worst American song that I know the words to
And it’s called Chocolate Makes Me Fat (Stavro Arrgolus) |
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