Rudolph the Blood Soaked Reindeer  By: Phil Johnson and Roadside Attraction

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Duration:	2:37
Release Date:	12/2/2013
Lyrics By:	Phil Johnson (Phil Johnson)
Music By:	Phil Johnson (Phil Johnson)
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Released By:	Dangerous Grooves Records (Phil Johnson)
Published By:	Bucky Mack Music (Phil Johnson)
Licensing:	CC (DJ Particle)
Keywords:	CHRISTMAS, HOLIDAY, METAL, REINDEER, RUDOLPH, VIOLENT, XMAS

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From the time he was young he was bullied and teased For something not his fault, some weird recessive gene That made his nose glow red like a drunk on a binge He never fit in so he hung out with the fringe Like a creepy little elf who had a thing for teeth And his codependent doe he called Clarice Her real name was Shawna but he didn't give a damn His favorite film was Silence of the Lambs One day after getting his ass kicked again He was sullen and angry and began to plan Hit the internet to order guns and weed And said the s**t hits the fan on Christmas Eve The night was foggy, perfect time to attack He polished his AK and toked on some crack And Rudolph with his nose so bright Is gonna make Hell rain down tonight Rudolph isn't taking s**t anymore And there won't be anymore reindeer games Heads are gonna split when he settles the score And the entire North Pole goes up in flames He's Rudolph the Blood Soaked Reindeer We can't fly in this fog, Santa glumly explained As Rudolph lay behind a snow bank, rifle tightly aimed When Santa looked down and saw the red dot on his chest An idea sprang to mind and he said to the rest... Someone go get that little red-nosed bastard and tell him to get off his ass and do something useful for once. That stupid nose of his cuts through fog like my dick through and elf's a*****e. And Rudolph paused and peered at Santa's smug little face He could prove his worth and come back from disgrace He lay his rifle in snow, slipped into his hitch Took his place at the front and yelled "Yeah b***h!" As the soared through the sky to Versailles and Shanghair The bomb in the toy shop blew the elves sky high Best of both worlds far as Rudolph could tell Front of the pack, still blew the place straight to hell Rudolph isn't taking s**t anymore Now he rules the Pole with a strong pimp hand Santa and the rest are his personal whores And now he's only out to enhance his brand With cheap foreign goods at rock bottom prices Cutting mom and pop shops into little slices Paying minimum wage to support his vices He's Rudolph the Blood Soaked CEO Of Walmart (Phil Johnson)

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