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Duration: 2:27 
Release Date: 5/30/2013 
Lyrics By: Rick Cormier (ricloose) 
Music By: Rick Cormier (ricloose) 
Produced By: Rick Cormier (ricloose) 
Released By: Rick Cormier (ricloose) 
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  • Parody of "The Little Old Lady From Pasadena" by Jan & Dean (DJ Particle)
  • Song Lyrics:
    Yes, the little old lady loves pasta dinners…

    The little old lady loves pasta dinners
    (Go granny, more gravy, go granny go!)
    Penne, ziti, fettuccine, she just stuffs it in her
    (Go granny, more gravy, go granny go!)
    Her son had to rush her into triage
    When a meatball, in her throat, got itself lodged

    And everybody’s noticed she ain’t gettin’ no thinner
    ‘Cause the little old lady loves pasta dinners
    She eats real fast, got to have her carbs
    And her friends, they all call her an old tub o’ lard

    Yes, the little old lady loves pasta dinners…

    While the other ladies meet for tea and knitting
    (Go granny, more gravy, go granny go!)
    She’ll pound two lasagnas down in just one sitting
    (Go granny, more gravy, go granny go!)
    She’ll be needin’ a new ticker, or defibrillator
    ‘Cause she can’t keep her face out the refrigerator!

    I’m guessin’ she’s obsessin’ with that old semolina
    Yeah the little old lady loves pasta dinners
    The bills pile up on her Diner's Card
    At Italian places from La Jolla to Oxnard

    Yes, the little old lady loves pasta dinners…

    (Go granny, more gravy, go granny go!)
    (Go granny, more gravy, go granny go!)

    Her meatballs must weigh about half a pound
    Yeah, she’ll cook ‘em right up, then she’ll put ‘em down

    The Biggest Loser called to say she wasn't the winner
    ‘Cause she couldn't stop eating those pasta dinners
    She gets bad gas, blames her St. Bernard
    And, the hint of garlic emanates from all her garb

    Yes, the little old lady loves pasta dinners

    (Go granny, more gravy, go granny go!)
    (Go granny, more gravy, go granny go!)
    (Go granny, more gravy, go granny go!)
    (Go granny, more gravy, go granny go!)
    (Go granny, more gravy, go granny go!)
    (Go granny, more gravy, go granny go!)
    (Go granny, more gravy, go granny go!)
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    Stavro Arrgolus   Offline  -  Editor, MP3  -  06-08-13 06:44 PM  -  6 years ago
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