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Duration: 2:41 
Release Date: 11/23/2008  (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Lyrics By: David Javerbaum/Adam Schlesinger (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Music By: David Javerbaum/Adam Schlesinger (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Produced By: Adam Schlesinger/Steven M. Gold (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Released By: Comedy Central (Stavro Arrgolus) 
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  • From the 2008 Comedy Central Christmas special, "A Colbert Christmas - The Greatest Gift Of All." (Stavro Arrgolus)
  • Song Lyrics:
    Willie: I have no money in my coffer
    No gold or silver do I bring
    Nor have I precious jewels to offer
    To celebrate the newborn king

    Yet do not spurn my gift completely
    Oh ye three wise men, please demur
    Behold a plant that smokes more sweetly
    Than either frankincense or myrrh

    And like the child born in this manger
    This herb is mild, yet it is strong
    And it brings peace to friend and stranger
    Good will to men lies in this bong

    Willie: And now my wonder weed is flaring
    Stephen: Are you high?
    Willie: Looked like that special star above
    Stephen: Can it be?
    Willie: Pass it around in endless sharing
    Stephen: On Christmas day
    Willie: And let not mankind bogart love
    Stephen: You’d smoke my tree

    Willie: And the wise men started toking
    And yea, the bud was kind
    It was salvation they were smoking
    And its forgiveness blew their mind

    Willie: And still that wonder weed is flaring
    Stephen: Are you high?
    Willie: Looked like that was once above
    Stephen: You’re so high
    Willie: Pass it around in endless sharing
    Stephen: Dude, man, dude
    Willie: And let not mankind bogart love
    Stephen: You’re really high; I’m going to tell your Savior

    Willie: And let not mankind bogart love
    (Stavro Arrgolus)
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    Current Rating 9.1 (1 vote)
    Played on 3 shows:
    01-05-19, #MMS-23012-04-11, #MMS-145
    12-04-13, #ISGD-13-52
    = Show you can listen to online
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