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Duration: 4:14 (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Release Date: 2006  (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Lyrics By: Kevin 'Bloody' Wilson (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Music By: Kevin 'Bloody' Wilson (Stavro Arrgolus) 
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Published By: Both Barrels Music (Stavro Arrgolus) 
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Keywords: AUSTRALIA, CHRISTMAS, DRUGS, KEVIN 'BLOODY' WILSON, REINDEER, SANTA, STONED 
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Santa was stoned at Christmas
How'd he get that high
And what's he feedin' them reindeers on
That makes the bastards fly
I shared a cone with Santa
A happy Christmas high
Santa was stoned at Christmas time
And, so was I

Thought I'd stopped believin' in Santa
Untill last Christmas night
I was havin' a quiet little cone on me own
When I looked up into the sky
I saw this sleigh comin' outta control
Headin' straight for my place
Crashed and burned in my backyard
Whaa, Santa was off his face

Santa was stoned at Christmas
How'd he get that high
And what's he feedin' them reindeers on
That makes the bastards fly
I shared a cone with Santa
A happy Christmas high
Santa was stoned at Christmas time
And, so was I

Yeah, Santa was wrecked; a total mess
When he dropped in outta the blue
In a battered old sled full of wacky weed
And six bent reindeer too
Now you might think
That I'm makin' this up
But you can think what you like
Santa was stoned at Christmas time
And so was I

Santa was stoned at Christmas
How'd he get that high
And what's he feedin' them reindeers on
That makes the bastards fly
I shared a cone with Santa
A happy Christmas high
Santa was stoned at Christmas time
And, so was I

Yeah Santa was ripped at Christmas
s**t faced maggotted stoned
And when I helped him untangle his reindeer
He offered me a cone
Well then, I strapped him back
In that battered old sled
N'after one more toke of the bong
And a crack of the whip
and a 'Come on, you bastards'
Santa Claus was gone

Santa was stoned at Christmas
How'd he get that high
And what's he feedin' them reindeers on
That makes the bastards fly
I shared a cone with Santa
A happy Christmas high
Santa was stoned at Christmas time
And, so was I

'Come on, you bastards!'

Santa was stoned at Christmas
How'd he get that high
And what's he feedin' them reindeers on
That makes the bastards fly
I shared a cone with Santa
A happy Christmas high
Santa was stoned at Christmas time
And, so was I

Yeah,
Santa was stoned at Christmas time
And so was I
(Stavro Arrgolus)
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Current Rating 10.0 (1 vote)
Played on 4 shows:
12-10-17, #MMS-22012-18-11, #MMS-147
12-12-14, #MMS-19112-11-10, #MMS-135
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