|
|
|
|
| Web pages about this song: |
|
| Song Lyrics: |
Now that I've been traveling a lot and where have I been- interesting places. I was in Australia. That was interesting. Anyone here ever been to Australia? ...One squeaking human over here. Some marsupial of some kind.
Australia's really interesting. I didn't know anything about it but dig this- First of all, it's as big as the United States is geographically. Seriously, it's as big as the U.S. Picture that. With as few people living there as are in this room right now. Lotta legroom down under. Apartments- dollar a month. Two thousand acre den- picture that. Hate to vacuum, but f**k, think of the parties. But anyway, the Australians, I found out, this is interesting- were the criminal class of Great Britain and the Brits, in order to punish them, sent them to Australia. Their own prehistoric, Eden-like island continent. Bummer. Haha. Well, you don't want to get on the wrong side of the Brits; they'll f**k you good, Jack.
Whaddaya wanna bet the crime rate really soared in Great Britain when people figured out where they were gonna be sent to? "Lemme get this straight. You keep the shitty weather and the shitty food...and we get the Great Barrier Reef and lobsters the size of canoes. ...I'm Jack the Ripper." "No, I'm Jack the Ripper!" "No. I'm Jack the Ripper!" "I'm Jack the Ripper!" "We're all Jack the f***ing Ripper!" "Where's the boat?" (boat tooting sounds) That's me goin' over the horizon. It is down under, but uh... You just see two Australians surfin' the Great Barrier Reef- "What were you, mate?" "I was a murderer!" "I was a thief!" "All right! Hope we're not paroled!" (Stavro Arrgolus) |
|
|
|
|
|
|
Current Rating
9.0
(1 vote)
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Song samples are provided for information purposes only and are intended
to enable the users to sample the music (as they are in very low quality) before
they take the decision of purchasing the music. This right is expressly permitted
under "Fair Use" as nonprofit educational purposes only. The
ownership of the copyright of the songs rests with the respective owners.