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Duration: 3:39 (Oldiesmann) 
Release Date: 1984  (sav-man) 
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Released By: Atlantic Records (sav-man) 
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I peek at you, my stomach turns
I hate your guts
You turn to me and whisper
You're a stupid putz

You must know that I feel this way
When I reach out, girl
And flip you off

Eat my shorts
Yes, choke on polished cotton
Eat my shorts
Everything we have is rotten
Baby, just remember
When our love affair aborts
Eat my shorts

I see you smile, I make a fist
I throw a punch
You kick me in the groin
And then I blow my lunch

Whoa, oh, baby
Have you heard that I think
You're an adulterated nerd

Eat my shorts
Yes, gag on the elastic
Eat my shorts
Your heart is made of plastic
And, baby, just remember
When our love affair aborts
Eat my shorts

Eat my shorts
Yes, choke on polished cotton
Eat my shorts
Everything we have is rotten
Remember when you're
Burning off your ugly warts
Eat my shorts

Eat my shorts
Eat my shorts
(Oldiesmann)
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Wacky Ben   Offline  -  Artist & D.J.  -  01-03-23 02:16 PM  -  1 year ago

Then this must be the original version and I have a re-recording. I just wanted to make sure so that way when I play the re-recording this February, I’ll know to create a different page and label it “re-recording.”


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Stavro Arrgolus:

This page is meant to be the 1984 original, the one that's the B-side to "Get Nekkid," a tune that was super popular on BET at the time & didn't involve ducks. It wouldn't surprise me if the mp3 was changed for no good reason though. That seems to happen a lot.
Stavro Arrgolus   Offline  -  Editor, MP3  -  01-03-23 10:54 AM  -  1 year ago
This page is meant to be the 1984 original, the one that's the B-side to "Get Nekkid," a tune that was super popular on BET at the time & didn't involve ducks. It wouldn't surprise me if the mp3 was changed for no good reason though. That seems to happen a lot.
Wacky Ben   Offline  -  Artist & D.J.  -  01-02-23 06:16 PM  -  1 year ago
Just out of curiosity, is this the original version? I ask because there's another recording I have with different lyrics that I played a few years back and I plan to play it in February and need to figure out what to label it as. "Re-recording" or "alternate lyrics." Check it out. www.youtube.com/watch?v=TTokei9-jw8
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