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Wannabe Fighting Someone 
By: Matthias
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Rank this week: 56 (↑25)
Duration: 5:25 
Release Date: 1/16/2009  (belowaveragedave) 
Lyrics By: Matthias (belowaveragedave) 
Music By: Below Average Dave (belowaveragedave) 
Produced By: Below Average Dave (belowaveragedave) 
Released By: badave.com (belowaveragedave) 
Published By: badave.com (belowaveragedave) 
Licensing: CC 
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Facts:
  • Parody of "Wannabe Startin' Something" by Michael Jackson (belowaveragedave)
  • Song Lyrics:
    “Want you to hit me as hard as you can”
    Cause I wanna be fighting someone
    I think we should start a Fight Club
    Cause I wanna be fighting someone

    I will clobber your shoulder (Pow! Pow!)
    While we’re down in the gutter (Pow! Pow!)
    Whack you with a fiddle (Pow! Twang!)
    That might sting a little (Pow! Pow!)

    Till you pray that it’s over (Pow! Pow!)
    I will mold you like butter (Pow! Pow!)
    You’re scrawny and brittle (Pow! Pow!)
    These few scars make you nimble (Pow! Pow!)

    Every Friday you’ll see your doctor
    Cause on Thursday you will have a beat down
    While we’re boxing in the streets
    Just wondering what you’ll break now

    Hey Kids! Do you like violence?!
    Toss your games out in the rubbish
    You’re forced to keep a vow of silence
    If you shut your trap you’ll be fighting someone

    Dude you’re going to bleed from somewhere
    But don’t you try to yank on my hair!
    And you’re going to be breaking some bones
    Except when you’re fighting alone

    Use the headlock or choker (Gag! Gag!)
    Don’t you dare bring that gun here (Boom! Boom!)
    Bash his skull with a cymbal (Clang! Clang!)
    And he’ll be seeing triple (Ow! Ow!)

    Try the tricks in this folder (Pow! Pow!)
    Yes, There’s more if you wonder (Pow! Pow!)
    Shove your fist in his dimples (Pow! Pow!)
    Make his jaw unstable (Pow! Pow!)

    You fought all the thugs from the hood
    They were tough and yet you still stood
    Cause without their knives and razors
    They are weaklings wearing blazers

    Don’t you start that crying
    Cause Band-Aids we’re supplying
    If you feel like you’re dying
    Then you should train at fighting

    You think you want to be beating someone
    Stress relieved by kicking some bum
    Your doctor said stop drinking all of that rum
    And then stop fighting while your drunk

    No hitting the belt or lower (Pow! Pow!)
    Cause his voice will get higher (Eee! Hee!)
    You’ve lost teeth can’t nibble (Pow! Pow!)
    And your dentist trembles (Eww! Eww!)

    In battle with a chauffer (Beep! Beep!)
    Drives limos, He’s no boxer (Pow! Pow!)
    From his nose blood might dribble (Drip! Drip!)
    Can he still haul people? (Honk! Honk!)

    In the hospital (In the hospital)
    Need a physical (Need a physical)
    You need stitches (You need stitches)
    Surgeon general (Surgeon general)
    Fix my arm and leg (Fix my arm and leg)
    In the hospital (In the hospital)
    When Advil won’t do (When Advil won’t do)
    I need medical (I need medical)


    Ouch!

    While at work you’re always limping
    With those crutches you are gimping
    And your shirt has those blood splatters
    A promotion doesn’t matter

    In basements we’ll keep fighting
    Pulled off your ear when I’m biting
    Because I feel so enlightened
    When I’m here beating the crap out of someone

    You know I want to be kicking some ass
    While we’re wrestling out in the grass
    And then I might knock some teeth out
    As I shove my foot deep in your mouth

    Run down with a lawnmower (Chop! Chop!)
    Or perhaps a steamroller (Squish! Squish!)
    Burn your face on the griddle (Fry! Fry!)
    And then get wet with spittle (Pa-Tooie!)

    Getting bitten by Rover (Ruff! Ruff!)
    Are you allergic to clover? (Achoo!)
    With the stick that I whittled (Cut! Cut!)
    You’re stabbed in the nostril (Stab! Stab!)

    Go see Doctor Bill (Go see Doctor Bill)
    At the hospital (At the hospital)
    He might save you (He might save you)
    If some cash you pull (If some cash you pull)
    You’re so bloody (You’re so bloody)
    It looks terrible (It looks terrible)
    Something’s wrong with you (Something’s wrong with you)
    Visit hospitals

    Ouch!

    Ouch!

    Boo-Hoo!!! Ow!

    Don’t you cry like a wussy (Pow! Pow!)
    Cause we ain’t playing footsie (Pow! Pow!)
    You will be called a ***** (Pow! Pow!)
    If there’s pain in your tushie (Pow! Pow!)

    If kicking butt is your wish
    Than you just may be Irish
    And although blood’s not stylish
    Still kicking butt is your wish

    I said you’re gonna be tasting pavement
    Hope missing teeth ain’t a lament
    And you feel you’re whole body’s painful
    Your t-shirt is bloody stain filled

    When you’re beat with a hammer (Swing! Swing!)
    There is nothing more funner! (Hee-hee)
    Forced to limp and stumble (Trip! Trip!)
    You know you might tumble (Fall! Fall!)

    You got bit by a hamster (Rat! Rat!)
    Then got hit with a crowbar (Pow! Pow!)
    All these drunks won’t act civil (Pow! Pow!)
    Dropkicks make them giggle (Swift kick!)

    If you like to fight
    Then let those fists unfurl
    You have no fear of blood
    And don’t mind it if you hurl

    Your friends can hurt you now
    Because you want them to
    And they’ll punch you in your face
    It’s what they like to do!

    Finally finished!

    I’m in pain but not done till I break my jaw
    ---(Repeat until you’re too hurt to continue)---
    (belowaveragedave)
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    Captain Wayne   Offline  -  Site Owner  -  03-31-09 01:47 PM  -  9 years ago
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    Yes it was. Song pages merged!

    Thanks for the tip!


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    is this a dupe of 33867?
    DJ Particle   Offline  -  Moderator, Artist & D.J.  -  02-20-09 10:56 PM  -  9 years ago
    fiogf49gjkf0d
    is this a dupe of 33867?
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