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Rank this week: 10 (↑23)
Duration: 2:54 (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Release Date: 1967  (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Lyrics By: John Cleese/Graham Chapman (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Music By: Bob Leaper (Stavro Arrgolus) 
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Released By: Pye Records (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Published By: Noel Gay Music Co. Ltd. (Stavro Arrgolus) 
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Keywords: FERRET, MANDRILL, NOSE, PYTHONESQUE, SMELL, ZOO 
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Song Lyrics:
I've got a ferret sticking up my nose
I've got a ferret sticking up my nose
How it got there I can't tell
But now it's there; it hurts like hell
And what is more it radically affects
My sense of smell

I can see a bare-bottomed mandrill
Slyly eyeing his upper nostril
If he jumps inside there too
I really won't know what to do
I'll be a proud possessor of a kind of nasal zoo
A nasal zoo

I've got a ferret sticking up my nose
And what is worse it constantly explodes
Ferrets don't explode you say
But it happened nine times yesterday
And I should know 'cause each time
I was standing in the way

I've got a ferret sticking up my nose
I've got a ferret sticking up my nose
How it got there I can't tell
But now it's there; it hurts like hell
And what is more it radically affects
My sense of smell
(Stavro Arrgolus)
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Current Rating 9.5 (1 vote)
Played on 3 shows:
10-04-14, #AOTA-14100401-25-10, #DRP_ep009
02-26-11, #MMS-143
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