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What If ? 
By: Art Paul Schlosser
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Duration: 4:23 (artpaul) 
Release Date: 2008  (artpaul) 
Lyrics By: Art Paul Schlosser & Carla Ulbrich (artpaul) 
Music By: Art Paul Schlosser & Carla Ulbrich (artpaul) 
Produced By: Art Paul Schlosser (artpaul) 
Released By: Art Paul Schlosser (artpaul) 
Published By: Art Paul Schlosser Inc (artpaul) 
Licensing: CC (artpaul) 
Keywords: ART PAUL SCHLOSSER, CARLA ULBRICH, HAIR, PARODY 
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Facts:
  • I heard What if Your Girlfriend was Gone by Carla on Kahnman's Comedy hour and and decided I would like to write a parody to it so I sent these lyrics and the other ones I wrote to Carla and she said she liked them and told me what the chords were and said I could do them. So here is one of them. (artpaul)
  • Song Lyrics:
    Hi ah this is another parody to another Carla Ubrich song called What If Your Hair was Gone. I don't know know I'm gonna try it out.

    What if your hair was gone
    Would you wear a hat
    Would you wear a wing
    Would you go berserk
    Without your lid

    What if your hair was gone
    Would you be embarrassed
    Would you really not care
    Would you hang out with punks
    That cut off all their hair

    What if your hair was gone
    Would you look for it in the back yard
    In the lawn
    Would you be bored
    Would you start to yawn

    What if your hair was gone

    Here's another
    I wrote one more
    It's real short
    It goes
    What if you forgot the song

    What if you forgot the song
    Would you make it up
    Would you try to whistle
    Would you be upset
    Would you burp in the middle

    What if you forgot the song
    Would you sit there and play guitar
    Without singing any words
    Would you wonder what
    You don't know what you should do your not sure

    What if you forgot the words

    What if I can't think of them anymore
    I guess maybe that"s what you would do
    Cause I'm sitting here wondering what I should do
    and maybe that's what you might do

    What if you started to stutter
    Like Mel Tillis when he was singing but instead was starting t-t-t-to talk
    What if you started to stutter
    Ah and you couldn't remember the words to
    um I'm not sure
    Um that sounds complicated
    Ah What if what if yeah you know
    What if y-y-you stated to stutter
    And you couldn't say the word b-b-b-butter
    That's kind of funny
    Let's try that
    What if you s-s-started to stutter
    And you couldn't say the word b-b-butter
    Would you try to whistle even though you wren't sure you could

    I can't whistle very good
    What if you can't whistle very good
    (artpaul)
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    Current Rating 10.0 (1 vote)
    Played on 1 show:
    12-21-08, #BAD_08-12-21
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