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The Slice is Mine 
By: Below Average Dave
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Duration: 3:57 (belowaveragedave) 
Release Date: 11/17/2008  (DJ Particle) 
Lyrics By: Below Average Dave (belowaveragedave) 
Music By: Below Average Dave (belowaveragedave) 
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Released By: badave.com (belowaveragedave) 
Published By: badave.com (belowaveragedave) 
Licensing: CC 
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  • Parody of "The Boy Is Mine" by Brandy & Monica (belowaveragedave)
  • Song Lyrics:
    ***SPOKEN PART DOES NOT APPEAR ON VIDEO***
    Matthias--Excuse me Dave, would you shut your mouth for a minute?

    Dave--Oh no, see I thought you were stuck on a diet

    Matthias--Yeah you were too, But I just wanted to see if you ate your slice yet
    --ooh you ate your slice

    Dave--Oh no, definitely, It ain't your slice.

    Matthias--Well Dave it's time to let you know that one's mine

    Dave--Huh, no no, it's mine!

    ***END SPOKEN PART***

    (Matthias & Dave)
    You need to shut your gut
    Butt is overstuffed
    You don't need to eat
    The slice is mine
    I'm sorry that you
    Want way too much food
    It belongs to me
    The slice is mine

    (Matthias)
    Think it's time to take a break
    See that acne on your face
    There is one half of a cheesecake
    Eat it instead or go make eggs

    (Dave)
    But just leave that piece for me
    I eat more than your fam'ly
    But don't think I cannot see
    That you've got sauce on your knees

    (Matthias)
    See I tried to stay awake
    I didn't want to miss out on my take
    now, without my cash you couldn't pay
    Paid my way, give me my claim

    (Dave)
    Matthias my cash equaled yours
    You don't eat what you should
    Wanna take my share, and I should
    It was my tip that he took

    (Matthias)
    The Slice is mine
    You have eaten enough
    My crust is always stuffed
    (Dave-It's Stuffed)
    It's not bland you see
    The Slice is mine
    (Dave-Slice is Mine)
    I'm eating my food
    (Dave-Eating My Food)
    You stop being rude
    (Dave-So rude)
    Pepperoni's me
    The slice is mine

    (Dave)
    Must you eat the things you do
    You make me feel skinny too
    You need to know you touched my food
    and wish my roomie knew you ate his too

    (Matthias)
    Dave, don't even fantasize
    'Cause it's you who's super-sized
    Fat food dominates your life
    I know your chins are getting wide

    (Dave)
    You can play all your silly games
    My pizza you cannot take
    I gave in the other day
    You can't take it this time, don't you play

    (Matthias)
    When will you stick to your word
    Go SlimFast, Pizza's no good
    Get BK, it's my wine and dine
    You don't seem to know the Slice is Mine

    (Dave)
    The Slice is Mine
    You've taken way too much
    You should eat some toast
    (Matthias-You should eat Some toast)
    There's plenty of wings
    The Slice is Mine
    (Matthias-No Wings! The Slice is Mine)
    It is not your food
    (Matthias-It's not your food)
    Beat you black and Blue
    (Matthias-Beat You Black and Blue)
    Stomach's empty please
    (Matthias-So is mine you see)
    The Slice is Mine

    (Matthias)
    You took the food we've fought about
    Give it back so I can chow
    The slice is mine without a doubt
    You might as well go eat Taco Hell

    (Dave)
    What makes you think that it was me
    I've been right here, or can't you see
    The sauce has run down Kristof's face
    He must have put the slice to waste

    (Background AmIRighters singing chorus variations)

    (Matthias) He Ate Our Stuff
    (Dave) Didn't eat that much
    (Matthias) Guess we'll have to see
    (Dave) The keys to drive oh ah
    (Matthias) I feel like a fool
    (Dave) I do too--------
    (Matthias) We both need to eat
    (Dave) The slice was mine
    (Matthias) mine oh mine
    (Dave) Time now for Revenge
    (Matthias) Kristof's gonna see

    (Matthias) The slice was mine
    (Dave) Not Yours
    (Matthias) But mine
    (Dave) Not Yours
    (Matthias) But mine
    (Dave) Not Yours
    (Matthias) But mine

    (End of chorus variations)

    (Dave & Matthias)
    Kristof it was you
    Don't run to your room
    You need a wedgie
    That slice was mine!
    (belowaveragedave)
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