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Rectal Thermometer (live at MarsCon 2008 Dementia Fan Showcase) 
By: Karl Brown
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Duration: 4:24 
Release Date: 11/9/2008  (DJ Particle) 
Lyrics By: Karl Brown (karlap) 
Music By: Karl Brown (karlap) 
Produced By: Karl Brown & DJ Particle (karlap) 
Released By: self-released under Creative Commons License (karlap) 
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Rectal, rectal thermometer
Rectal, rectal thermometer
Rectal, rectal thermometer
Rectal thermometer
Rectal thermometer

Rectal thermometer
Will take your temperature
Will take your temperature for sure

Hold it up, look and see
Little bulb of mercury
Ninety seven, eight, nine,
Hundred one, two, three degrees

You can keep your cyclotron
And your spectral photometer
There is nothing so much fun
As a rectal thermometer

Rectal thermometer made of glass
Rectal thermometer in your ass
Best try to avoid a disaster
Rectal thermometer shake, shake, shake
Rectal thermometer please don't break
That would really be a big mistake

**(kazoo solo)**

You can keep your mellotron
And your mental manometer
There is nothing so much fun
As a rectal thermometer

Rectal thermometer made of glass
Rectal thermometer in your ass
Best try to avoid a disaster
Rectal thermometer shake, shake, shake
Rectal thermometer please don't break
That would really be a big mistake

Rectal thermometer, rectal

(karlap)
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karlap   Offline  -  Artist  -  12-04-08 12:27 AM  -  15 years ago
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This version, recorded live at the Marscon 2008 Dementia Fan Showcase is now on The FuMP Sideshow: or www.thefump.com/side.php?id=367 This track, with additional spoken introduction by DJ Particle, is also on the The MarsCon 2009 Dementia Track Fund Raiser DELUXE 3-CD set, available from marscondementia.com
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