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Allergic 
By: Matthias
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Duration: 3:52 (belowaveragedave) 
Release Date: 9/20/2008  (belowaveragedave) 
Lyrics By: Matthias (belowaveragedave) 
Music By: Vocals Matthias/Track Recisio (belowaveragedave) 
Produced By: Matthias (belowaveragedave) 
Released By: Matthias Parodies (belowaveragedave) 
Published By: badave.com (belowaveragedave) 
Licensing: CC (belowaveragedave) 
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  • Parody of "Addicted" by Simple Plan (belowaveragedave)
  • Song Lyrics:
    Jen (Oh my god) You’re a babe
    And I’m a loser, a shmo
    It’s berserk
    I’m allergic to you

    You see I’m losing my hair
    When you go make-out with me
    You must think I’m a Dufus!

    I think you’re really sexy, but my skin’s turning gray

    I’m hating to admit that
    I’m allergic to you!
    Cause I’m sneezing, and I’m wheezing
    I’m allergic to you!

    It’s not Rover
    Because that dog is dead
    And when we flirt
    My eyes get puffy and red

    No Faker!
    Gut Quaker!
    Headacher!

    On a blind date with you
    And I felt that I might spew
    I’m no jerk
    But allergic to you
    Although I wear bowling shoes
    You’re still trying to get me to bed you
    While I’m gassy and nervous

    I’m feeling really crappy
    Yeah, I’m not feeling good
    I can’t hug you
    With this bad bellyache

    I’m trying to acquit but
    I’m allergic to you!
    Cause I’m weaving, and I’m heaving
    I’m allergic to you!

    Full of boogers
    All those tissues I shred
    With a fever
    Of one hundred and ten

    Nose Dripper!
    Harsh Cougher!

    How long have we been dating?
    As long as I’ve had hives
    I don’t think that we’ll be mating
    Cause I won’t survive

    This illness is legit, babe
    I’m allergic to you!
    Cause I’m croaking, and I’m chocking
    I’m allergic to you!

    We really oughta quit cause
    I’m allergic to you
    Nose is stuffy, eyes are puffy
    I’m allergic to you!

    Always shiver
    I break out in cold sweats
    See a doctor
    So we can go and have sex
    High Fever!

    Throat’s Sorer!
    I’m allergic to you!
    Headacher!
    I’m allergic to you!
    Loud Sneezer!
    I’m allergic to you!
    Tongue’s Dryer!
    I’m allergic to you!
    I’m Sicker!
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    Played on 2 shows:
    05-31-09, #BAD_05-31-0909-30-08, #BAD_08-09-30
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