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Beat You in the Fight 
By: Below Average Dave
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Duration: 3:48 
Release Date: 8/11/2008  (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Lyrics By: Below Average Dave (belowaveragedave) 
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  • Parody of "Blinded by the Light" by Manfred Mann (belowaveragedave)
  • Song Lyrics:
    Angry, wanna Fight?
    I like the abuse, another rumble in the Night
    I'll knock out your lights
    Not scared of the news, you know this is not for spite
    Short fuse will ignite!
    I don't have no excuse that I am so impolite

    Met a dumber plummer
    and I hit with my hummer
    because he was a brat

    Once a chump
    Called me grump
    so I gave a big old thump
    made him fall down flat

    Now I'm older
    Even bolder
    tap you on the shoulder
    I'll knock your butt to the ground

    'Cause soon you will be wheezing,
    freezing near trees and,
    Your body will never be found

    Your body will never be found

    'Cause I had beat you in the fight
    You put up your dukes, and it's then you tried to bite
    Fills me with delight
    Hit you like a nuke, then I show off all my might
    My mind's not quite right
    I first made you puke, then I kicked you from the right

    This one time Playing Twister
    with a dude named fister
    Until I kicked his nose by mistake

    He said "You did that on purpose and it was wrong",
    wasn't long
    'Till his body ached

    At K-Mart Big Bart
    had hit me with an errant dart
    and now I bet he wish he died

    I called him Curley-Shirley
    Over his big hurly burly
    I disabled his joy and pride

    I disabled his joy and pride

    And you'll be
    Beat up in a fight
    Don't need an excuse, gonna knock you out of sight
    Stronger than a knight
    You must like abuse, if you start with me tonight

    **Two Parts Going on Here**
    **Foreground Part**
    Said what a bummer plummer,
    Who was hit by my hummer
    In my very first spat

    I was pumped
    He got jumped
    On his head I left a bump
    Laid him on his back flat

    I've been colder
    and bolder
    since I'm turning older
    I think that my passion's found

    I'm not into teasing
    sneezing or freezing
    So please do got get me all wound

    I'm hot
    What do you got
    Knock you down on the spot
    Just watch it or you will be canned

    Tie you in knots
    and cause blood clots
    and you bet I'll never be caught
    Your wrath ain't squat
    Control your hand!

    Leave you with blisters
    I won't beat up a sister
    What you get for being a flake

    I say "I'll make you look funny for real long"

    ***Backing Part**
    Sounding kinda trite
    My wrath left you bruised, but soon you will be alright
    Beat you up out-right
    I won't call a truce, Fighting isn't very bright
    and still later that night
    Your jaw was knocked loose, another comment made in spite
    I'll kick you left and right
    You'll run out of juice and your head may feel light
    Never lose, not quite
    Your neck's now obtuse, and you've lost some of your height
    No you cannot write
    It's war and you'll lose, and it gives me such delight
    Your face is turning white
    I have a short fuse, So you had best not ignite
    Anger's such a fright

    It don't take much to get me wired
    I'm gonna beat you in the fight
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