Big Dick Farts a Polka  By: Jonathan Coulton

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Duration:	2:18 (Stavro Arrgolus)
Release Date:	7/2/2008  (DJ Particle)
Lyrics By:	Jonathan Coulton (Stavro Arrgolus)
Music By:	Jonathan Coulton (Stavro Arrgolus)
Produced By:	Jonathan Coulton (Stavro Arrgolus)
Released By:	Jonathan Coulton (Stavro Arrgolus)
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Licensing:	CC (Stavro Arrgolus)
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Written in the style of fellow comedy musicians Paul & Storm as part of the "Master of Song-Fu" challenge at QuickStopEntertainment.com (Insane Ian)

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Now deep in Pennsylvania near where Route 180 ends There's a humble house of brick and wood and glass The tiny home of Rich Wojcinski, Big Dick to his friends Who despite his name is famous for what issues from his ass Every Tuesday night at the Legion Hall Bring a can of Glade and have a ball Everybody loves when Big Dick farts a polka Everyone who hears can't help but dance Someone better get him a change of pants Everybody loves when Big Dick farts a polka Now Big Dick started dinner with some cabbage and some greens Some broccoli, a pair of turkey legs Some jalapeño poppers and a tub of kidney beans Several liters of cream soda and a dozen deviled eggs Every Tuesday night at the Legion Hall Bring a can of Glade and have a ball Everybody loves when Big Dick farts a polka Everyone who hears can't help but dance Someone better get him a change of pants Everybody loves when Big Dick farts a polka They say that grown men cried the day that Big Dick passed away The ladies wailed, their shoulders sadly stooped And though there were no instruments a band began to play And the air was filled with music and it smelled like someone pooped Every Tuesday night at the Legion Hall Bring a can of Glade and have a ball Everybody loves when Big Dick farts a polka Everyone who hears can't help but dance Someone better get him a change of pants Everybody loves when Big Dick farts a polka Everybody loves when Big Dick farts a polka (Stavro Arrgolus)

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