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Duration: 7:45 (davidtanny) 
Release Date: 6/14/2008  (DJ Particle) 
Lyrics By: David Tanny (davidtanny) 
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Produced By: David Tanny (davidtanny) 
Released By: David Tanny (davidtanny) 
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Keywords: 08, BREAK IN, DAVID, DEBATE, GREAT, POLITICS, SO, TANNY 
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  • "So-Great Debate of 2008" (2008, released on 6/9/2009) - This 8-minute presidental break-in interview is the latest and the best ever. (davidtanny)
  • Song Lyrics:
    So-Great Debate of '08
    Q: We're here somewhere in America where our
    20th anniversary of our So-Great Debate series will commence.

    For the So-Great Debate of '08, we will have
    three Presidential candidates for our debate between
    John McCain, Barrack Obama, and Ralph Nader.

    Q: Mr. McCain, you don't sound so good. What were you doing earlier today?
    A: I pulled my groin.

    Q: Are you taking something for it right now?
    A: Pills pills pills, I'm filled with pills.

    Q: Mr. Obama, you were almost late for tonight's debate. What have you been doing?
    A: I've been busy on the phone giving tech support for dad.

    Q: And Mr. Nader, you seem over excited. What were you doing just now?
    A: Playin' with the centipede.

    Q: Could you please test your microphone? Let's start with McCain's.
    A: Can you hear me now?
    Q: And Obama's?
    A: Can you hear me now?
    Q: And Nader?
    A: Can you hear me noooooow?

    Q: OK. Let the So-Great Debate of '08 begin! Let's start with Mr. Nader.
    A: Capitol Hill is where I want to go.

    Q: Wait a minute. I haven't asked a question yet!
    A: Was I too early? Should I start over?

    Q: Mr. Nader, how would you descirbe this presidential debate?
    A: This is the ultimate showdown...

    Q: And if this election ended up in a tie, how would you three break the tie?
    A: Knife fight!

    Q: Mr. McCain, how would you criticize Mr. Nader when it comes to the issue of what America wants?
    A: He's the guy who doesn't know things.

    Q: And Mr. Obama, what do you think about Mr. McCain?
    A: You're pitiful.

    Q: Mr. McCain, what would you say about former presidential candidate Hilary Clinton.
    A: She's got a tongue like a Kodiak bear.



    Q: Mr. Obama, Why should the citizens trust a Democrat for president?
    A: George Bush lied about weapons of mass destruction.

    Q: Mr. McCain, Why should the public vote for you?
    A: I'm a pretty decent guy (henry phillips).

    Q: Mr. Nader, You're running way behind the two leading candidates who represent the Democratic
    and Republican parties. How do you react to that?
    A: This calls for the Wilhelm Scream.

    Q: And where are your campaign headquarters located at?
    A: My secret lair on Skull Crusher Mountain.

    Q: Mr. McCain, And where are your campaign headquarters located?
    A: Beverly Hills 90210.

    Q: Mr. Obama, what about you?
    A: Brokeback Mountain.

    Q: Our infrastructure is falling apart. Mr. McCain, What would you ask Congress to do?
    A: Do you have a band-aid?

    Q: Mr. Obama, What is the number one crisis facing America?
    A: Disgruntled shooter on the loose.

    Q: Mr. Nader, America hates inflation, foreclosures, and the war in Iraq. Is there anything Americans love?
    A: Everybody loves Flintstones.

    Q: Mr. McCain, If you were elected president, what would you give to every citizen?
    A: Liquor and Whores.

    Q: And if you're elected, Mr. Obama, what would you promise to give the citizens?
    A: Spam spam spam (Sudden Death)

    Q: If elected, Mr. Nader, what do you promise to give the citizens?
    A: Bacon bacon...

    Q: Mr. McCain, What is your position on the use of our military forces?
    A: I want to blow up and bomb anyone I disagree with.

    Q: Mr. Nader, The military forces capture Osama Bin Laden and bring him to justice.
    What will the Supreme Court say to him?
    A: All we want to do is eat your brains.

    Q: And where will we put Osama after that?
    A: Jail!

    Q: Mr. Obama, when you capture Osama Bin Laden, what villian will you go after next?
    A: The villian who wears no pants.

    Q: Mr. McCain, What would be your number one weapon to fight terrorism?
    A: That's grandma's uterus.

    Q: Mr. Nader, Who would be your fantasy first lady?
    A: Lindsay Lohan (luke ski)

    Q: Mr. McCain, Who would be your fantasy first lady?
    A: Lindsay Lohan (power salad)

    Q: Mr. Obama, Who would you want to be your fantasy first lady?
    A: Lindsay Lohan....(d.t.)
    Obama? Obama? Obama? OBAMA?

    Q: Mr. McCain, you told me that your biggest wish is to command the Starship Enterprise. Tell us why?
    A: If William Shatner can do it, so can I.

    Q: Mr. Nader, Your biggest wish is to become a cowboy. Tell us why.
    A: Cowboys are frequently secretly fond of each other.

    Q: Mr. Obama, What does the letter "C" stand for?
    A: C is for lettuce is good enough for me.

    Q: Mr. Nader, You told me earlier that you had a pet cat. Tell us something about your cat.
    A: My cat is afraid of the vacuum cleaner.

    Q: Mr. McCain, What do you enjoy eaating?
    A: I eat donuts (dr. pants)

    Q: Mr. Obama, What special knowledge do you posess?
    A: 99 words for boobs.

    Q: Mr. McCain, What do you pride yourself of being?
    A: White and Nerdy.

    Q: Hey Mr. Nader, get up. Why are you laying down on the floor?
    A: I'm eating a cheeseburger on the floor.

    Q: Why are you doing that, Mr. Nader?
    A: Does that make me crazy?

    Q: Mr. Nader, spell beer run.
    A: B double E double RUN Beer Run.

    Q: Mr. McCain, If you lose this election, what would you give your campaign leader?
    A: Swift kick in the rear.

    Q: Mr. Obama, And if you lose the election, what plan would you use?
    A: Move to New Jersey and become a comedy rap artist.

    Q: Mr. Nader, What will become of you if you lose this election?
    A: B.A. Clown.

    Q: Mr. McCain, If you lose this election, what will you do?
    A: I'll spend the rest of my life eating glue.

    Q: And this ends the So-Great Debate of '08, the 20th Anniversary Edition.
    Q: Audience? Who would you vote for President in 2008?
    A: Captain Jack Sparrow.
    A: Aquaman.
    A: Optimus Prime.
    A: Spider-Man.
    A: Coco Crisp.

    Q: This is the end of the debate. Good night.
    A: Ah -----, it's over.
    (davidtanny)
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