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Rank this week: 9 (↑22)
Duration: 2:22 
Release Date: 8/2/2007  (Captain Wayne) 
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  • Parody of "Hey There Delilah" by Plain White Ts (Dave AuJus)
  • Song Lyrics:

    I caught Chlamydia
    From this girl from New York City
    She was dressed nice and well spoken
    Kind of sweet and awful witty
    But it's true
    I caught this nasty thing from you
    I swear it's true

    Hey there Chlamydia
    We had drinks and started kissing
    I was drunk and then you jumped me
    Now something's gone amiss with my little guy
    I thought that I'd be safe between your thighs
    That wasn't wise

    Oh, what you give to me
    Ow, it burns when I go pee
    Oh, it's what I do not need
    Oh, this nasty STD

    At least I don't have syphilis
    And nothing's falling off
    But I sure hope your other friends don't feel this way
    Chlamydia I promise you
    That I would get the word to you
    If only I had thought to get your name
    And that's a shame

    Hey there Chlamydia
    You gave me this bad infection
    Though my mother tried to warn me
    That I ought to wear protection
    Now I do
    You know it's all because of you
    Hey there Chlamydia here's to you
    This one's for you

    Oh, what you give to me
    Ow, it burns when I go pee
    Oh, it's what I do not need
    Oh, this nasty STD
    Oh, ouch

    (Dave AuJus)
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    Played on 1 show:
    11-12-16, #MMS-204
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