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Pencil Neck Geek 
By: Fred Blassie
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Rank this week: 28 (↑28)
Duration: 4:34 
Release Date: 1977  (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Lyrics By: Martin Margulies & Peter Cicero (peterpuck9) 
Music By: Martin Margulies & Peter Cicero (peterpuck9) 
Produced By: Johnny Legend & Peter Cicero (sav-man) 
Released By: Raunchy Tonk (peterpuck9) 
Published By: Ron Weiser Publishing (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Licensing: BMI  #1162765 (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Keywords: FISHING, FRED BLASSIE, GEEKS, PENCIL, WRESTLING 
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Facts:
  • There is also a longer version where at the end of the "song", the studio engineer is exposed as a geek & given shock treatment (peterpuck9)
  • Blassie admitted in his autobiography that he knew nothing about music and did what the producers said without question. (sav-man)
  • "The Geek's Revenge" by Don Noon is the reply "song" from the engineer who was "shocked". (peterpuck9)
  • Tune is spoken, not sung, by former wrestler Blassie, who died in June, 2003. ()
  • Released on a red vinyl ep (CapSuper)
  • Can also be found on the 1983 Rhino picture disc I BITE THE SONGS. (sav-man)
  • The record was first released privately in 1976 as a 7" 33 (RPM( by Glen Bray and Martin Margulies on the "Raunchy Tonk" label. Later, Rhino picked it up and released it as a 12" 45! (BidoLitos)
  • The first Rhino release featured a disc made of see-through "blood-red vinyl," along with a life-sized Fred Blassie mask! (BidoLitos)
  • Martin Margulies is the given name of Rollin' Rock musician and exploitation film maven Johnny Legend. (BidoLitos)
  • Song Lyrics:
    Back when I was a kid, life was going swell.
    Till something happened, blew every thing to hell.
    That night my daddy stumbled in, all pale and weak,
    Said, "A woman up the block just gave birth to a geek."

    Mom said, "Sell it to the circus, what the heck."
    Dad said, "Nope, this one's a pencil neck.
    And if there's one thing lower than a side show freak,
    It's a grit eatin', scum suckin', pencil neck geek."

    You see if you take a pencil that won't hold lead,
    Looks like a pipe cleaner attached to a head,
    Add a buggy whip body with a brain that leaks,
    You got yourself a grit eatin', pencil neck geek.

    (chorus)
    Pencil neck geek, grit eatin' freak,
    scum suckin', pea head with a lousy physique.
    He's a one man, no gut, losing streak.
    Nothin' but a pencil neck geek.

    Soon the geeks were poppin' up all over town.
    You couldn't hardly sneeze without knockin' one down.
    After a nice juicy steak, if you need a toothpick,
    Just reach for a geek, they'll do the trick.

    One day we cut one up for fish bait.
    Learned our lesson just a little bit late.
    Soon as the geek hit the drink, the water turned red.
    Next day, sure enough, all the fish were dead.

    chorus

    Most any night you know where I can be found.
    Yeah, stomping some geek's head into the ground.
    So keep the faith, 'cause in Blassie you can trust,
    I won't give up 'til the last geek bites the dust.

    chorus

    They say these geeks come a dime a dozen.
    I'm lookin' for the guy who's supplyin' the dimes.
    Its gonna be real hard times for all of these
    grit eatin',
    scum suckin',
    boot lickin',
    drop kickin',
    gut grindin',
    nail bitin',
    glue sniffin',
    scab pickin',
    butt scratchin',
    egg hatchin',
    sleazy,
    smelly,
    pepper bellied,
    dirty, lousy, rotten, stinkin', freaks.
    Nothing but a pencil neck geek.

    Pencil neck geek.
    Pencil neck geek.
    Pencil neck geek.
    (peterpuck9)
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    Current Rating 7.8 (10 votes)
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    sully   (Offline)  -  Member  -  11-24-06 02:11 AM  -  95 months ago

    Does antone know the words to The Geek's Revenge by Don Noone ?

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