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Rank this week: 50 (↑36)
Duration: 2:31 
Release Date: 5/10/1975  (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Lyrics By: Monty Python (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Music By: N/A (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Produced By: Jones/Gilliam (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Released By: Arista AL 4050 (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Published By: Kay-Gee-Bee Music Ltd. (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Licensing: BMI 
  • This bit contains one of the longest callbacks in movie history. At the start of the film, it was assumed that Arthur was a king because "he hasn't got s**t all over him". The first thing that happens to him in this final sequence of the movie involves getting hit with a bucket of it, suggesting that he wasn't a king after all... (Stavro Arrgolus)
  • Song Lyrics:
    ARTHUR: The Castle Aaargh. Our quest is at an end.

    God be praised! Almighty God, we thank thee that thou hast vouchsafed to us the most Holy ... Jesus Christ!

    (Music cuts. They are pelted by crap)

    FRENCH TAUNTER: Allo, daffy English Ka-niggets ... and Monsieur Arthur King, who has the brain of a duck, you know. So, we French fellows outwit you a second time!

    ARTHUR: (furious) How dare you profane this place with your presence! I command you, in the name of the Knights of Camelot, to open the doors of this Sacred Castle, to which God himself has guided us!

    FRENCH TAUNTER: How you English say: I one more time, mac, unclog my nose in your direction, sons of a window-dresser! So, you think you could out-clever us French folk with your silly knees-bent running about advancing behavior? I wave my private parts at your aunties, you cheesy lot of second-handed electric donkey-bottom biters!

    (ARTHUR and BEDEVERE have reached the door. ARTHUR bangs upon it angrily)

    ARTHUR: In the name of the Lord, we demand entrance to this sacred castle!

    FRENCH TAUNTER: No chance, English bed-wetting types.

    (ARTHUR slams on the door even harder)

    FRENCH TAUNTER: I burst my pimples at you, and call your door-opening request a silly thing! You tiny-brained wipers of other people's bottoms!

    ARTHUR: If you do not open this door, we will take this castle by force ...

    (A bucket of diarrhea is dumped on ARTHUR. He tries to retain his dignity)

    ARTHUR: In the name of God and the glory of our ...

    (more diarrhea)

    ARTHUR: ... Right! That settles it!

    (They walk away. French jeering..)

    FRENCH TAUNTER: Yes, depart a lot at this time and cut the approaching any more or we fire arrows into the tops of your heads and make castanets out of your testicles already.

    ARTHUR: Walk away. Just ignore them.

    FRENCH TAUNTER: Now remain gone, illegitimate-faced bugger-folk! And, if you think you got a nasty taunting this time, you ain't heard nothing yet, daffy English kannnniggets...
    (Stavro Arrgolus)
    Current Rating 10.0 (1 vote)
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