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ARTHUR: Halt! Hello. ...Hello!
FRENCH TAUNTER: 'Allo. Whoo is eet?
ARTHUR: It is King Arthur and these are my Knights of the Round Table. Whose castle is this?
FRENCH TAUNTER: Zis is zee castle of my master, Guy de Loimbard.
ARTHUR: Go and tell your master that we have been charged by God with a sacred quest, if he will give us food and shelter for the night, he can join us in our quest for the Holy Grail.
FRENCH TAUNTER: Well, I'll ask him, but I don't think he'll be very keen. Ah, he's already got one, you see?
ARTHUR: What?
GALAHAD: He says they've already got one!
ARTHUR: Are you sure he's got one?
FRENCH TAUNTER: Oh yes. It's very nice.
(He turns to the other French)
I told them we've already got one.
(They snigger)
ARTHUR: Well ... ahm ... can we come up and have a look?
FRENCH TAUNTER: Of course not! You are English types.
ARTHUR: Well, what are you then?
FRENCH TAUNTER: I'm French! Why do you think I have this outrrrageous accent, you silly king?
GALAHAD: What are you doing in England?
FRENCH TAUNTER: Mind your own business!
ARTHUR: If you will not show us the Grail we shall take your castle by force!
FRENCH TAUNTER: You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person! I blow my nose at you, so-called Arthur-king, you and all your silly English kannnnnnniggets!
(He puts his hands to his ears and blows a raspberry)
GALAHAD: What a strange person.
ARTHUR: Now look here, my good man!
FRENCH TAUNTER: I don't wanna talk to you, no more, you empty-headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
GALAHAD: Is there someone else up there we could talk to?
FRENCH TAUNTER: No. Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time.
ARTHUR: Now this is your last chance. I've been more than reasonable ...
FRENCH TAUNTER: (turns to his fellow Frenchies) Fetchez la vache!
ESCARGOT: Quoi?
FRENCH TAUNTER: Fetchez la vache!
ARTHUR: If you do not agree to my commands then I shall ... Jesus Christ!
(A cow comes flying over the battlements, mooing. The cow
lands on one of the pages, crushing him completely.)
ARTHUR: Right! Charge!
(ARTHUR leads a charge toward the castle. Sounds of them being hit by a variety of farm animals)
FRENCH TAUNTER: Hey, this one is for your mother! ...There you go... and this one's for your dad!
ARTHUR: Run away!
KNIGHTS: Run away!
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