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Rank this week: 19 (↑54)
Duration: 3:19 
Release Date: 1980  (karlap) 
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  • From "Christmas Album" (karlap)
  • Song Lyrics:
    On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me
    A vibrator with a battery

    On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me
    Two blow-up dolls
    And a vibrator with a battery

    On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me
    Three rubber johnnies
    Two blow-up dolls
    And a vibrator with a battery

    On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
    Four urine samples
    Three rubber johnnies
    Two blow-up dolls
    And a vibrator with a battery

    On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
    Five f***ing whores
    One, two, three, four urine samples
    Three rubber johnnies
    Two blow-up dolls
    And a vibrator with a battery

    **(verses 6 - 10 in order)**

    On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me
    Eleven buggered ends
    Ten turd burglars
    Nine ways of wanking
    Eight posing pouches
    Seven strap-on dildos
    Six soapy gussets
    Five f***ing whores
    One, two, three, four urine samples
    Three rubber johnnies
    Two blow-up dolls
    And a vibrator with a battery

    On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
    Twelve smelly cunts **(sung to tune of "Five golden rings")**
    One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten,
    Eleven buggered ends
    Ten turd burglars
    Nine ways of wanking
    Eight posing pouches
    Seven strap-on dildos
    Six soapy gussets
    Five f***ing whores
    One, two, three, four urine samples
    Three rubber johnnies
    Two blow-up dolls
    And a vibrator with a battery
    (karlap)
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