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I Heart Thanksgiving 
By: Robert Lund
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Duration: 2:58 
Release Date: 11/16/2007  (Tim P. Ryan) 
Lyrics By: Original-Beckley/Parody-M. Spaff Sumsion (peterpuck9) 
Music By: Original-Beckley/Parody-M. Spaff Sumsion (peterpuck9) 
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  • Parody of "Sister Golden Hair" by America (czwrefsteven)
  • Song Lyrics:
    I HEART THANKSGIVING
    Parody of America's "Sister Golden Hair" (Beckley)
    Lyrics by M. Spaff Sumsion
    PERFORMED BY ROBERT LUND

    Well I tried to make it Monday
    But the hailstorm closed O'Hare
    So I carjacked me a Hyundai
    Nineteen hours and I'll be there
    I've got no more paid vacation
    And your family's always rude
    But I'll bust my butt to get there for the food

    Well I keep on thinkin' 'bout your
    Sister's boysenberry pies
    And the sweet potato casserole
    Brings teardrops to my eyes
    Though there's shloads of carbohydrates
    And the fat-gram count's obscene
    It's my first excuse to gorge since Halloween

    Will you feed me rolls and drumsticks?
    Will you heap beans on my plate?
    Will you stuff me till my bum sticks
    Out where your chair can't bear my weight?

    Though my seams are ripping
    I don't mind saying
    I heart Thanksgiving

    Well I keep on thinkin' 'bout those
    Pilgrims' 1620 feast
    It's their fault that my blood pressure
    And cholesterol increased
    If you want help washing dishes
    I've devised a brilliant plan:
    I'll just fall asleep and blame the tryptophan

    Will you feed me till there's nothing?
    Will you feed me broiler loads?
    Will you stuff me full of stuffing
    Until my gastric tract explodes?

    And if I'm still living
    I'll keep on saying
    I heart Thanksgiving

    (Gob-gobble, gob-gobble...)

    Go easy on those cranberries, old lady! I haven't had thirds yet!


    © Spaff.com 2007+


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