Christmas Is Revolting (And so are the elves) by The Tuna Observatory

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Christmas Is Revolting (And so are the elves)
By: The Tuna Observatory

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Duration:	2:07
Release Date:	12/22/1985 (Tim P. Ryan)
Lyrics By:	Matthews/Vaida/Poltrock/Risselada
Music By:	Matthews/Vaida/Poltrock/Risselada (Stavro Arrgolus)
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Released By:	Rooby Records (Stavro Arrgolus)
Published By:	Uncle Bux Music (Stavro Arrgolus)
Licensing:	BMI (Stavro Arrgolus)
Keywords:	BEER, CHRISTMAS, FRUITCAKE, HEMORRHOID, SANTA, SHOPLIFTING, SLEIGH, SUICIDE, UGLY

Reviews:
Nasty Xmas songs set to happy little tunes always seems to fit in no matter how times change. The kids are always ugly, everyone's always broke afterward and Santa's always drunk - you'd be too if you had ugly, spoiled little bastards wailing at you all day.	- Stavro Arrgolus

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This was issued on a 45. (Tim P. Ryan)

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Song Lyrics:

Christmas- a special time of year
Suicides, moldy fruitcake and shoplifting

Santa- he's fat and smells like beer
You know he ripped off all the toys that he'll be bringing

Tinsel, holly, mistletoe
Heart attacks from shoveling snow
Beggars in the street
Eating reindeer meat
Maybe it's someone you know

(HO! HO! HO! COUGH! HACK! COUGH!)

Christmas- a time for shopping sprees
Your credit rating's on a sleigh ride to disaster

Checkbooks, cash and credit cards
will all be there to help you make that sleigh ride faster

The yuletide season's just begun-
"Christmas sucks and so does Santa!
Nyah Nyah Nyah Nyah Nyah
Nyah Nyah
Nyah Nyah!"

Time for office party fun-
"Jingle bells, Rudolph smells
Hope he runs away!"

We're sick of making toys
For ugly girls and boys
We know why lions eat their young

(HO! HO! HO! COUGH! HACK! COUGH!)

Christmas is something to avoid
Pushing, shoving, biting, scratching, screaming, kicking

Christmas is like a hemorrhoid
It's here today
Gone tomorrow
but will flare again next year
(Stavro Arrgolus)

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Played on 22 shows:
	07-18-20, #AOTA-200718	12-14-08, #08-50
	12-21-19, #AOTA-191221	12-05-08, #MMDT20_08-48
	12-10-17, #MMS-220	12-15-03, #XM-30
	12-10-16, #AOTA-161210	12-15-02, #02-50
	12-07-13, #AOTA-131207	12-13-92, #92-50
	07-20-13, #MMS-164	12-16-90, #90-50
	12-15-12, #AOTA-121215	12-17-89, #89-51
	12-04-11, #MMS-145	12-20-87, #87-51
	12-20-09, #09-51	12-14-86, #KMET-86-50
	12-06-09, #MMS-132	12-07-86, #86-49
	07-19-09, #MMCZ-09-27	12-22-85, #85-51
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