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| Parody of "Jam On It" by Newcleus. (written by Dupri/Cenac/Jones/Branch) The parody commemorates the fact that there is now a Wikipedia article on Sudden Death. The article was actually originated by the MMA's own DJ Particle. (peterpuck9) |
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I'm On It (Wikipedia) by Sudden Death
parody of Jam On It by Newcleus
lyrics: T. Rockwell
music: T. Uliasz
vocals: T. Rockwell, R. Balder, L. Sienkowski, T. Crist, C. Dahlby
(intro)
What the..? Alright! I'm on it!
Yeah, you gonna wreck it, right? You gonna mess it up bad, right?
Oh yeah! I'm gonna say he invented the Fruit Roll Up.
He doesn't even like Fruit Roll Ups.
I know. That's what makes it so much fun.
I'm on it!
Sudden Death's founding members were Jay-Z, Willie Nelson, Malcom McLaren, and Yanni.
Their first album, "Thundernipple Jones' Alphabet Adventure," was hailed by critics as the rebirth of Canadian Death Reggae.
Sudden Death's tour rider includes a requirement that nine virgin hens and a ripe beet be delivered to their hotel room on a bed of shredded Archie comics exactly 27 hours prior to their performance.
Should we tell 'em what site it is?
Wiki-wiki-wiki-wiki wiki-wikipedia! (2 times)
(verse 1)
A few moves of the mouse, I click on a link
Read a couple words and then I spit out my drink
'Cause I can't believe the web site I see
A whole page full of crap written all about me
On line, for the world to see
This has gotta be a big conspiracy
They got a line in here that says my penis glows
And I was born with a tail and I don't have a nose
Come on! Who writes this crap?
They got what we call a mental gap
Makes me throw my hands up in the air
Shake my fists and scream and swear
'Cause these are the Wiki Trolls
And makin' up this crap is how they steal your soul
They'll screw it up until it just ain't right
So come on people, check out the site
Other members of Sudden Death include Kurt Cobain, Tupac Shakur, and Andy Kaufman, and often alternately tour under the name Matchbox 20.
They were the first white rap band in history to come out in favor of legalizing the removal of those little tags on mattresses, and a portion of the proceeds from each of their albums goes toward continuing this fight.
Yeah, wreck it
Devo Spice is neither Devo nor a Spice. Discuss.
You know this ain't right
You people need a life
Yeah, bite me
(verse 2)
Allow me to introduce myself
I'm Rob Balder, I'm takin' the floor
And I'm a nerdcore, smooth soundin', heart-poundin, FuMP foundin'
Web comics entrepreneur
I do the strips known as Partially Clips
And Erfworld, and I filk the stage
I got the plans, the brands, and thousands of fans
But there's no Rob Balder Wikipedia page
'Cause on Wikipedia they will speedy delete
A new media page without blinkin'
And they're shrinkin' 'cause the losers say
The only guy the users want to read about is Abraham Lincoln
Hey! This deletionist crap now
Hey! Got me mad enough to rap now
If you're with the crew that screws with that site
That's tight, alright, make up s**t all night
Now go crazy, go crazy
'Cause these wiki-wanks are brainwashed
I said don't stop the hackin' till it says
Devo Spice used to be Posh
I once loved the place but I had to face it
They stop savin' data now they just erase it
So trash the place my psycho elves
But they'll never wreck it worse than they've done themselves
(verse 3)
Take a geek, a nerd and a freak
Then you add Hip Hop, simmer for a week
Add a funky beat and then-a what do you see
It's Devo Spice, yeah baby that's me
I fill the gap for the comedy rap
But never once crapped in my baseball cap
So if you read it, don't buy it
I did not start the L.A. riots
I rocked MarsCon stage yes that's a fact
But no it ain't true that my toilet bowl cracked
Yeah the place was jumpin' and the party was packed
But I never put a ferret down a fangirl's back
But you know what, I don't care
They can say I raped a twinkie in my secret lair
'Cause stuff like this is a comedian's dream
So that's why when you see me I'm gonna scream
I'm on it! I'm on it!
I'm on and on on and on it
It's eight pages long and completely wrong
But I'm still gonna go on and flaunt it
'Cause it says my crew rules the sea
And Weird Al learned his craft from me
And if you don't think that's messed up enough
Let me tell you what it says about some other stuff
(verse 4)
Say Sudden Death had come to town
But before they rocked the mic
The CDC condemned the scene
And the Starbucks went on strike
Then Devo stepped into the sun
And burned, began to peel
Then some loose skin got caught in his zipper
OK, well that parts real
It says that folks would rather eat a bullet
Than watch me on the stage
I don't need no one to watch my kids
'Cause I keep 'em in a cage
I'm terrified of food that's fried
But have no fear of germs
I invented the pay telephone
And wrote How To Eat Fried Worms
And then he flew to Vietnam
And shot everything that moved
Then went to work for Microsoft
Until Vista was approved
And just when he had launched The FuMP
And everything was great
My career got wrecked by some musical dreck
Called Disco Flatulate
So Gary Coleman took me out
And told me what I was talking about
He said now that we're past the fad
Let me tell you why I smell so bad
I Ozzy Rules I rock the room
With my giant spatula of doom
Will you guys knock it off! You're ruining the song! How'd you get in here anyway?! C'mon get out. OUT! Now, where was I? Oh yeah,
I'm on it! I'm on it!
I said I'm, I'm on-on-on-on I'm on it
My bags are a camel and I flannel my hair
Whatever all that means I don't even care
I'm on it! I'm on it!
I said I'm on-on-on-on I'm on it
The proof reader hung herself tonight
Because people just keep messin' up the site
I'm on it! Not on it
I said not, n-n-n-n not on it
I sure as hell should be and I'm sorely missed
But I can't convince people there that I exist
I'm on it! Not on it
I said not, n-n-n-n not on it
Here's a ping pong team from 1918
But don't you dare mention web comics
I'm on it! (repeat)
Write something about a date with Ru Paul.
Yeah, that's the way you do it.
Man, I love this site.
Wiki wiki wiki wiki, wiki wikipedia (2 times)
Ahh man, my job blocked the site again. I won't be able to edit anything till I get home. Hey, anyone seen my Transformer action figure of Megatron? I like to keep it over here by my desk.
Yeah, I think I saw it over with with Joe from accounting. He's doing some karaoke or something.
Chakka Kahn Chakka Kahn let me rock it Chakka Kahn Chakka Kahn let me rock it, that's all I wanna do
You know what, there are too many Tom's on this site. I think I'm gonna submit Tom Smith's page for deletion.
You do and he'll write a song about you before you can push Delete.
Sudden Death frontman Devo Spice was born Alison Finklestein at the age of 7 in Yakfroth, Maryland. He petitioned to have his name legally changed to Cap'n Funktazminator nine years later. The judge presiding over the proceedings went on to become Larry the Cable Guy
Sudden Death's record label is FIDIM Interactive. The acronym FIDIM stands for French Impressionists Doused In Marmalade.
Sudden Death got their name from a guy who died. Suddenly. Duh.
Sudden Death actually owes all of its success to the guiding hand of Shoebox of Worm Quartet. For more information about the Worm Quartet, visit www dot LUKE SKI! dot...hey, you little b***h, you screwed up my plug! You worthless worm-ridden hunk of rotting comedy genius! STOP THAT! DAMMIT! Before I devote my life to the worship of the great Luke Ski! NO!! DAMMIT!! STOP IT!! WORM QUARTET RULES! LUKE SKI rules to a significantly greater degree and also has intimate relations with Shoebox's mother. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
You know that this ain't right
You people need a life
Lyrics courtesy of TheFuMP.com (peterpuck9) |
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fiogf49gjkf0d Cool! I incorporated this into the fact above.
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DJ Particle:
little known fact... I'm the one who first put Sudden Death on Wikipedia ;)
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fiogf49gjkf0d little known fact... I'm the one who first put Sudden Death on Wikipedia ;)
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