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Duration: 4:32 
Release Date: 1996  (sfjpk30) 
Lyrics By: Parody:Luke Sienkowski (peterpuck9) 
Music By: Parody:Luke Sienkowski (peterpuck9) 
Produced By: The Great Luke Ski (peterpuck9) 
Released By: GNOME (peterpuck9) 
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  • Parody of "Rhymin' and Stealin'" by The Beastie Boys. (peterpuck9)
  • Song Lyrics:
    “The Doctor and William”
    A parody of “Rhymin’ and Stealin’” by the Beastie Boys
    About “The Dr. Demento Show”, and demented news reporter Whimsical Will.
    Parody lyrics by ‘the great Luke Ski’
    © 1997 ~ 2005 Luke Sienkowski

    (*The Doctor is in!!!*)

    LUKE: …Because, playin’ funny music’s what he’s all about.
    STYLES: He’ll take your radio station, turn it inside out.
    J.T.: Livin’ in dementia is mental, not physical.
    LUKE: With Dr. Demento, and Will gettin' Whimsical.
    STYLES: At your beck and call, they will do what you please.
    J.T.: Call 562-ODD-TUNE, and they’ll play “Dead Puppies”.
    LUKE: Doc has
    ALL: twenty-seven
    STYLES: years and countin’ on the air.
    LUKE: Will’s only got ten,
    ALL: But what do we care?

    LUKE: Most funniest people,
    STYLES: They get top billin’.
    J.T.: I get more laughs
    ALL: From the Doctor and William!

    (*Fire at will.* *Fire at will.* *Fire at will.* *Fire at will, fire at will, fire at will.* *Fire at will!*)

    STYLES: The Demented News is on every week, and Will’s re-
    ALL: portin’
    STYLES: the ca-
    ALL: vortin’
    STYLES: of
    J.T.: Every freak.
    LUKE: Even crop field hedgehogs,
    STYLES: Are punny and witty,
    LUKE: At the Land
    J.T.: of
    LUKE: Dementia
    J.T.: in
    LUKE: Cul-
    J.T.: ver
    LUKE: City!
    STYLES: Will’s at home,
    ALL: Playin’ his Sega,
    STYLES: Takin’ out a girly by the name of Enya.
    STYLES: His hero’s dressed like a bat,
    ALL: But don’t you ask him, “Where’s the bathroom’s at?!”
    LUKE: The news is always funny,
    J.T.: Man, there is no doubt.
    (*Slow down, mister!* *I’m spittin’ mad!* *Ah, blow it out!*
    *Hang onto them hats and glasses!* *Are we startin’ this again?*)
    J.T.: Because he’s
    ALL: got
    J.T.: More sound
    ALL: bites
    J.T.: than
    ALL: C.N.N.!

    LUKE: Most funniest people,
    STYLES: They get top billin’.
    J.T.: I get more laughs,
    ALL: From the Doctor and William.

    ALL: Pico and Sepulveda, Pico and Sepulveda,
    Pico and Sepulveda, Pico and Sepulveda!
    Pico and Sepulveda! Pico and Sepulveda!
    Pico and Sepulveda! Pico and Sepulveda!

    ALL: Home coming shootin’, and carrot juice drinkin’!
    ALL: Capitol Steppin', while Ray Stevens is streakin’!
    J.T.: Tom Lehrer’s prepare-ered, Stan Freberg does Elvis,
    STYLES: Col’ foolin’,
    LUKE: Vestabule-in’,
    J.T.: And my bouffant bulbous.
    STYLES: Voobaha, and a bucket of fish heads,
    LUKE: And if I was in Monty Python, my name would be ‘Two-Sheds’.
    J.T.: Saint
    LUKE: George-in’,
    J.T.: Time
    LUKE: Warpin’, playing every big hit.
    ALL: The o - ther D. - J.s sound - like shaving cream!
    LUKE: Most funniest people,
    STYLES: They get top billin’.
    J.T.: I get more laughs,
    ALL: From the Doctor and William.

    (*Aaah! Noooo! I can’t take it! Nooo! Ahhahhah! – That’s, that’s okay William! That’s okay William! That’s okay!*)

    STYLES: It’s the second week of deer camp, drinkin’ da beer.
    (*Open up the door, it’s Dave!*)
    ALL: Man, Dave’s not here!
    (*Who?*)
    LUKE: Dungeons and Dragons,
    J.T.: And the Dead Alewives
    LUKE: Are havin’ Mountain Dew right at the Funny Five.
    J.T.: Number Four is
    STYLES: ‘Lijah,
    J.T.: And Three,
    STYLES: Muddah, Hello.
    LUKE: With Fat at Number Two and Number One is as follows:
    ALL: The Doctor And William by the great Luke Ski,
    ALL: And his rowdy crew, known as Psycho Potpourri!

    LUKE: Most funniest people,
    STYLES: They get top billin’.
    J.T.: I get more laughs,
    ALL: From the Doctor and William.

    LUKE: He has no patients,
    STYLES: And no penicillin,
    J.T.: Just thousands of tracks,
    ALL: From the Doctor and William.
    LUKE: With surfin’ old Mimi,
    STYLES: And Popsicle Phil, and
    J.T.: The Demented News,
    ALL: With the Doctor and William.
    LUKE: KY102
    STYLES: If they mess up, I’ll kill ‘em,
    J.T.: I must get laughs,
    ALL: From the Doctor and William.
    LUKE: Bugs Bunny-est people,
    (*Eeeeh, what’s up Doc?*)
    STYLES: (E. Fudd voice:) I get mowe waffs fwom the Doctow and William.
    LUKE: Simpson-niest people,
    (*Whi-Whi-Whimsical Will here!*)
    J.T.: I get more news from the Doctor and William.

    LUKE: Simpleton-niest people,
    J.T.: Like Spike and the City Slickers.
    LUKE: Home-spun-niest people,
    J.T.: Like Homer and Jethro, man.
    LUKE: Unison-niest people,
    J.T.: Like Bobs and the Foremen.
    LUKE: Accordion-niest people,
    J.T.: “Weird Al” Yankovic.
    LUKE: Records spun-niest people,
    J.T.: This is the right way to parody,
    LUKE: Number One-niest people,
    J.T.: The Beastie Boys.
    LUKE: The rerun-niest, punniest, funniest people,
    J.T.: I hope they put this song on the air. Yeah.

    LUKE: (Dr. Demento voice:) And on the cool checkin’, center stage on the mic, and we’re putting it on wax, it’s the new style! Woo woo woo!…

    (*To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time, and I’ll be happy to see those…*)
    (peterpuck9)
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