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I've had an absolute **** of a day
Everything that could go, did go wrong
So if I'm allowed to use the word **** in a song
I've had an absolute **** of a day

Started as a fart in bed; well, it started as a fart, but I s**t myself instead
And the f***ing missus going off her f***ing head
I've had an absolute **** of a day
and running to the dunny like a bastard trying to hold it in with me finger up me arse
and skidding past the kids and them little cunts laughing
I've had an absolute **** of a day

I've had an absolute **** of a day
Everything that could go, did go wrong
So if I'm allowed to use the word **** in a song
I've had an absolute **** of a day

No hot water; had to take a cold shower
scrubbing s**t from every orifice; took a f***ing hour
Then f**k, f**k, f**k, no f***ing towels
I've had an absolute **** of a day

Pulling on me jeans and tripped
broke me f***ing nose and split me f***ing lip
Got me c**k caught in me f***ing zip
I've had an absolute **** of a day

I've had an absolute **** of a day
Everything that could go, did go wrong
So if I'm allowed to use the word **** in a song
I've had an absolute **** of a day

Then driving meself to the doctors
busted and bleeding, c**k swollen and throbbing
Not a good time to get stopped by the cops
I've had an absolute **** of a day
Bastards didn't even let me explain,
just cuffed me up and pulled me off to jail;
no f***ing phone call, no f***ing bail!
I've had an absolute **** of a day

I've had an absolute **** of a day
Everything that could go, did go wrong
So if I'm allowed to use the word **** in a song
I've had an absolute **** of a day

So, your Honour, that's how it is; thats exactly how it started and how it ended all up here, and you f***ing lot laugh and ain't making it too easy
I've had an absolute **** of a day
and I'm in too much f***ing pain to plead
and I don't give a f**k if you don't believe me
Just take me out the back and f***ing shoot me, please!
I've had an absolute **** of a day

I've had an absolute **** of a day
everything that could go did go wrong
So if I'm allowed to use the word **** in a song
I've had an absolute **** of a day
I've had an absolute **** of a, just another one of them, I've had an absolute **** of a day!!!

(Stavro Arrgolus)
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Played on 2 shows:
11-12-19, #MMS-23202-07-16, #MMS-194
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