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Release Date: 1987 
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Well a nervous young cowboy he stood at the gate
Walked up to the door to pick up his blind date
He cleared his throat and he started to knock
He wasn't prepared for that horrible shock

Well her hair was done up in the shape of a duck
Her face looked like it had been hit by a truck
Her stomach protruded, her chest was caved in
And beads of saliva rolled down off her chin

And he said:
I might as well take her, she's all I can get
She's got a body I'd rather forget
She looks like the wicked witch when she got wet
But I might as well take her, she's all I can get

She looked at him standin' out there in the hall
She wanted to go hit her head on the wall
His hair was so greasy it shone like a dish
And shaking his hand was like shaking a fish

His feet were humongous, he had knobby knees
Stuck to his teeth was a big piece of cheese
His breath smelled like Listerine, garlic and foam
He looked like E.T., before he phoned home

And she said:
I might as well take him, he's all I can get
Though he's got a body I'd rather forget
He looks like the wicked witch when she got wet
I might as well take him, he's all I can get

Strange things can happen when finding a mate
They had a good time goin' out on that date
'Cause after the movie they went out to park
And looks just don't matter when you're in the dark!

And they said:
I might as well take you, you're all I can get
Though you got a body I'd rather forget
But I'll close my eyes and then we'll be all set
I might as well take you, you're all I can get
(JinxCat)
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