The AOL Song by Bob Rivers

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The AOL Song
By: Bob Rivers

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Duration:	1:50
Release Date:	2003
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Parody of "Rockin' Pneumonia" by Johnny Rivers (Dave AuJus)

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I wanna surf but I can barely crawl
It's always busy when I try to call
Mouse keeps clickin' till my hand's turning blue
You know I'm trying to phone you but my modem won't go through

Got a research paper due at school
Some dirty pictures would be awfully cool
I'm emailing Grandma she's a hundred and two
Now I'm sad to inform you Granny's message won't go through

Wanna surf but I can hardly row
The US Postal Service ain't this slow
I told AOL that I was totally screwed
They said, "We're sorry we boned you, but there's nothing we can do."

(Dave AuJus)

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