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  • Parody of "Keep Your Hands To Yourself" by the Georgia Satellites (Dave AuJus)
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    I got a little chainsaw in my pickup
    And I love to hear it sing
    Gonna hit up the old growth baby
    Harvest some trees
    But each time I try
    I catch the same old grief
    Don't do no cuttin'
    No clearin'
    You'll make all the critters leave

    Well what 'll they do
    When they run outta paper towels
    Well they can wipe their butts
    With a Spotted Owl

    Oo-thee environmentalists are whinin'
    Sayin' don't treat the owl this way
    But I got to make a livin'
    I got bills I gotta pay
    Say we'll run out of forest
    I said I don't see how
    Twenty years of cuttin' and clearin'
    I ain't never even seen an owl

    Well what 'll they do
    When they run outta paper towels
    Well they can wipe their butts
    With a Spotted Owl

    'Hey man, you always want to be a logger?'
    'Hell, does an owl sit in the woods?'
    'Not for long.'


    What 'll they do
    When they run outta paper towels
    Well they can wipe their butt
    With a Spotted Owl

    (Dave AuJus)
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