Diceman by Bob Rivers

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Diceman
By: Bob Rivers

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Parody of "Taxman" by The Beatles (Dave AuJus)

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Oh!
He smokes and combs hair with mousse
Chicks dig me 'cuz I got that kind a cash
He swears he slept with Mother Goose
I did her, and Minnie Mouse too, so what?
'Cuz he's The Dice man
Yeah, The Diceman
You got a problem with that Peckerhead?

Don't ask The Dice to host your show
Diceman
'Cuz half the cast will up and go
Diceman
Oh your breakin' my heart
He's not a nice man
No, The Diceman
Treat me like the pig that I am

If you wear a skirt skirt
I know you want it
If you are Japanese nese
Hey! Put a piece of gum on it
And if you are gay gay
Hey! Back in the closet
I make Eddie Murphy
I make Eddie Murphy look like Little Bo frickin' Peep
Diceman

Hickory dickory dock
I can't get my mind off my jock
Yeah, my mind's in the gutter
It's my bread and butter
And it's better than bein' in hawk OH!

Yeah, The Diceman
And they've banned him for life on MTV
Diceman
End of story
Eh? Who needs em?
I'll start my own frickin' channel
Babes bouncin' in bikinis
Some leather
Dice TV, Oh!

(Dave AuJus)

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