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  • Parody of "Patience" By Guns N' Roses (Dave AuJus)
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    Attention! This is the US Coast Guard. That is the ugliest boat I have ever seen!

    Comin' here and they're getting' though
    To stay with us a while
    Floating into Key West every day now
    Their regime's gotten pretty bad and they want democracy
    Cause Fidel Castro's such a jerk now
    I hope no one tips those boats
    Or they'll sink in record time
    I'd hate to see them sleep with the crustaceans
    Why come to Florida?
    You know it's full of drugs and crime
    And lines are gettin' long at immigration
    Need those vaccinations

    Do you have floatation devices for all those people?

    A boatload of Cubans, yeah
    You know they're really movin', yeah
    Here come those Cubans, yeah
    Doin' some inner tubin', yeah
    Cubans, yeah

    They been floatin' around for weeks
    Boat stinks, and it's sprung a few leaks
    It's hard to pee; there is no a bathroom around
    You know they can't wait to get their feet on the ground
    And their clothes need a wash, and their babies a change
    I can't pronounce all their names
    Need a green card
    Yeah, a Green card
    Oh, a green card
    Oh a green card to work at Taco Bell

    Listen, we were just kidding about that poor, tired, huddled mass thing. I'm afraid we're going to have to ask you all to go back.

    (Dave AuJus)
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