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I'll Be Stoned For Christmas 
By: Bob Rivers
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  • Parody of "I'll Be Home for Christmas" by Bing Crosby (Dave AuJus)
  • Song Lyrics:

    I'll be stoned for Christmas
    You can plan on me
    I must insist, on the lemon twist
    Martinis by the tree

    Christmas Eve you'll find me
    Sparkin' up some green
    Rollin' bones for Christmas dinner
    And sipping Irish Cream

    Oh, yeah! Feels good now.
    Santa Claus will be flying
    Oh! Steady now.
    With his reindeer team
    But I'll be crawlin' 'round
    On the floor this Christmas
    'Cause someone hid my keys
    Oh my!
    I think the keys are over here by the couch.
    What a lovely couch it is too.
    Is that naugahyde?
    Doesn't matter.

    (Dave AuJus)
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    Played on 2 shows:
    12-24-05, #ROTP_07012-23-06, #ROTP_122
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