Shoppin' Around For A Christmas Tree by Bob Rivers

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Shoppin' Around For A Christmas Tree
By: Bob Rivers

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Parody of "Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree" by Brenda Lee (Dave AuJus)

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Shoppin' around for a Christmas tree
At the grocery parking lot
Everything over four foot three's
'Bout a hundred bucks a pop

Schlepping around for a Christmas tree
And I still haven't found a thing
In a trailer I met some drunken guy
And we did some haggling

People get that ornamental feelin' every year
Mom's and dads and kids are happy
Till they get their hands all scratched and sappy

Shoppin' around for Christmas trees
What a crappy holiday
Today they smell so fresh and green
They'll be dead on Christmas Day

You will get that ornamental feelin' every year
When you find a tree that looks real jolly
If you turn around it's Brown as Charlie

Choppin' down my Christmas tree
In the true old fashioned way
Choppin' it up with a spotted owl
And make a hasty get away

(Dave AuJus)

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