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Duration: 5:09 
Release Date: 10/3/2005  (Tim P. Ryan) 
Lyrics By: Spaff.com (belowaveragedave) 
Music By: Rick Cormier (belowaveragedave) 
Produced By: Rick Cormier (belowaveragedave) 
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  • Parody of "A Day in the Life" by The Beatles (belowaveragedave)
  • Song Lyrics:
    I led the Jews today, oh boy
    Up to this mount - I think it's "Cyanide"
    And oh the Jews were rather bad
    But I just raised my staff
    And smashed their golden calf

    It blew my mind, that hand of God
    I never knew he wore a pinkie ring
    The crowd was read his new Top Ten
    They sure complained a lot
    Nobody was really sure if they'd obey one Thou Shalt Not

    I saw a plague today, oh boy
    The Egypt army, smacked with bugs and frogs
    The cows and people puked all day
    But I just held my nose
    Said: Yo Pha-ra-oh
    Dude let my
    Peo...
    ple...
    Go...

    [An awesome sonic crescendo orchestrates the even awesomer parting of the Red Sea.]

    [Then an alarm clock jars Moses into this flashback:]

    Got born
    Got near erased
    Rode the Nile - a basket case
    Found by Pharaoh's daughter, what a shock
    I learned to walk
    Like an Egyp-ti-an

    I was Prince, but whacked a creep
    Jumped my bail, moved in with sheep
    Stayed for forty years there, holy smoke
    A burning bush spoke
    And I thought I'd gone insane:

    "Sla-a-a-aves...
    Free the SLA-a-a-aves..."
    (etc.)

    MEANWHILE, BACK AT CAMP...

    I led the Jews today - oy vey -
    Right through a hole; the Red Sea disappeared
    The armies came and it refilled
    We'll test their swimming skill
    Best of all, the lot was caught on tape by Cecil B. DeMille

    I'd love to
    Reach...
    Zi...
    on...

    [The parting of the Red Sea is such a crowd pleaser that the scene is repeated here. (No, it's not parted twice in the Bible, but this is Hollywood.) At the peak of the sea-parting crescendo, the water walls fall in on the Egyptian army to the sound of a final, sustained chord.]

    [And there is much rejoicing.]
    (belowaveragedave)
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