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Song Details
Duration: 3:27 
Release Date: 1980  (M_Robertcop) 
Lyrics By: Art & Artie Barnes (M_Robertcop) 
Music By: Art & Artie Barnes (M_Robertcop) 
Produced By: Barnes & Barnes (M_Robertcop) 
Released By: Rhino Records (M_Robertcop) 
Published By: Music Spazchow (M_Robertcop) 
Licensing: ASCAP  #371964439 (M_Robertcop) 
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  • Accordion played by Weird Al Yankovic on this song. (czwrefsteven)
  • Song Lyrics:
    I've never really understood
    Why my family hated me
    But I know they did
    All of them
    Right from the start
    I never had many friends of my own
    We moved a lot
    We had to
    My mother was mentally ill
    And she would start fires in nurseries
    So we had to move a lot
    I never graduated from school
    I just stopped going after the seventh grade
    I remember not being able to do enough pushups
    And this fat homosexual gym coach
    Kept pushing me on the back of my neck
    That's when I first realized
    That I didn't want to become another
    Old fat homosexual gym coach
    Life is like that
    I watched a lot of television
    Mostly the game shows
    I could tell you the cost of about anything
    Between 1966 and 1969
    But that and a nickel won't get me on a bus
    I love buses
    I really like the smell don't you
    I could live in the middle of a crowded bus
    If someone asked you for a quarter
    So that they could play a song on the jukebox
    And you gave it to them
    And they bought a cup of coffee instead
    Would you be mad
    I've never really understood
    Why my family hated me
    But I know that they did
    All of them
    Right from the start
    That's why
    (M_Robertcop)
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    Current Rating 7.5 (1 vote)
    Played on 2 shows:
    03-07-23, #KMCC-SE- 0101-13-23, #WOTR_310
    = Show you can listen to online
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