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I'm sittin' in my chair, watchin' my TV
It's not even on, but there's plenty for me to see
I just lit some crazy ass s**t
that my friend overnight mailed to me
I'm ******' wasted
It's the best s**t I ever tasted
I think they ******' laced it
'Cause I'm so damn lambasted
Oh, my friend came over, so I packed him a pipe
I told him he better go easy with this s**t
but he didn't believe the hype
He sparked three bowls just to show he could take it
Two minutes later, he was playing backgammon naked
He's ******' wasted
It's the best s**t he's ever tasted
He's lost in ******' space-ed
'Cause he's so wicked, wicked wasted
Whoa, spent the last two hours hiding under my bed
'Cause I looked in the garbage can and I think
I saw my Uncle Louie's head
I'm ******' wasted
Well, my friend blew a hit into my pet bird's face
The bird laughed hysterically and started to
moonwalk all over the place
He tripped over the toaster wire and fell on his beak
He looked at the two of us and he started to speak
(parrot singing:)
I'm ******' wasted
It's the best s**t I ever tasted
My brain's been erase-ed
Welllllll! I'm ******' fried!
Now I'm sittin' in the bathtub, wantin' something to eat
I wanted a pizza- the bird said, "Pepperoni would be sweet"
Delivery guy showed up 4 hours later, handed me his shoe
I said, "We ordered pizza buddy. What the hell's up with you?"
I'm f***ing wasted
It's the best s**t I ever ******' tasted
Oh, ******' s**t!
I'm way too baked...oh, no...
(Stavro Arrgolus) |
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