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Rank this week: 10 (↑26)
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4:18
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1994 (sfjpk30)
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When you hear that I'm a cowboy, and I work the cattle trail.
You probably assume I'm big and tough (big and tough)
But the trail's worn me down, I don't want to hang around
I've just about had enough (had enough)
You see I like a nice cup of espresso,
and I like to read my People magazine
I co-ordinate my chaps, but everybody laughs
and say they don't like that shade of green
Chorus:
Oh no, it's true, I'm a sensitive cowboy and I don't know what to do
Oh no, it's kinda strange, I'm the last sensitive cowboy on the range
Well, I try to eat a healthy, balanced diet
but they all eat their brown beans from the can
They all have to smoke about six packs a day
You'd think they was the Marlboro man (*cough* smooth!)
And they don't like to go to see the opera
on Friday nights when they get paid
And they don't help me bring in the hanging plants
every time there's a Native American raid
Chorus
(Spoken)
Cowboy life sure is different these days
Why brand your cattle when you can just use bovine psychology?
Why have a gun fight when there are so many good paralegals out there?
Nobody drinks and bushwhacks anymore
And besides, we're all switching over to eating salt-reduced tofu jerky
And if you're gonna ride off into the sunset,
make sure you're using an effective sun-block
Chorus (x2)
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