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I Don't Give A s**t About Your Website 
By: Worm Quartet
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Duration: 5:03 
Release Date: 1999  (DJ Particle) 
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I got an email from this guy who claims to know me
Claimed he graduated from my high school in the class two years below me
And he sat three seats behind me in my composition class
And he remembers my old Anthrax shirt that showed off the crack of my ass.
"Anyway," he says, "just figured I should drop you a line
"To let you know that my home page is finally online
"It took me weeks and weeks, but it's finally all done
"So surf on over, cyber-buddy, it'll be such fun!"

He closed with the ugliest signature I'd seen in a while
And a cliched, insincere colon-parenthesis smile,
The message then repeated with a lot of brackets in it
I stared in utter horror as I sat there for a minute
From this onslaught of stupidity my mind was f***ing beat
But from deep in my mind a voice screamed "DAMMIT, DELETE!"
As my pointer flailed in panic trying to send this thing to hell
I accidentally clicked right on his f***ing U-R-L

The screen went yellow, but the font was yellow, too
So I couldn't see a thing and there was nothing I could do
My P-120 churned and growled like the hard-drive was exploding
Thirty minutes went by and the first banner was still loading
I clicked "Stop" and I clicked "Exit" but my browser just ignored me
And three dozen Geocities ads were popping up before me
Every ad in its own window, every window spawned another
And the windows spawned more windows till the screen was f***ing smothered

I went for a walk just so some time could be spent
I came back and it was still sitting at two per cent
So I made myself some dinner and I played a game of Doom
I read a couple novels and I wallpapered my room
Three days later it was loaded and my keyboard started to function
There was nothing but a ten gig jpeg saying "Under Construction"
The only link on the site said "CLICK HERE TO E-MAIL ME!"
So I picked a font big enough for astronauts to see and typed...

I don't give a s**t about your f***ing website
I don't give a s**t about the life you live
I wouldn't give a s**t about your f***ing website
If I had a hundred spare shits to give!

A few days later, another blast from the past
I got an email from an ex who had dumped me on my ass
She said, "My website's up, it's something you've gotta see!"
So I figured I should just make sure there weren't any pictures of me
I clicked and suddenly I was bathed in cutesy clip art galore
With more flowers, birds and bunnies than a f***ing Hallmark store
It said, "This is my page and it's all about me!
"Everything you'll ever need to know, updated daily!"
There were stories about her sister, and pages about her prom,
And pictures of the 'coming out' party for her mom,
There were pictures of her friends, and pictures of her hats
And a hundred thousand pictures of her scraggly, ugly cats
There were links to every f***ing page that she even knew
And each one of them was broken, she even misspelled 'Yahoo!'
When I finally read through every f***ing poem she'd ever wrote
I figured it was time to drop the stupid b***h a note, saying...

I don't give a s**t about your f***ing website
I don't give a s**t about the life you live
I wouldn't give a s**t about your f***ing website
If I had a hundred spare shits to give.

More synth now!

There's so much bulls**t on the web and it fills me with rage
Hell, even Bea Arthur has her own f***ing page
So don't waste my precious time; each day is only so long
I could be using that time to write another stupid song
So the moral of this story, I think it's plain to see
If your website sucks big walrus c**k, don't send it to me
And if you do, don't be surprised if I get really pissed
And subscribe you to the "Michael Bolton Fan Club" mailing list!

I don't give a s**t about your f***ing website
I don't give a s**t about the life you live
I wouldn't give a s**t about your f***ing website
If I had a hundred spare shits to give.(X2)

PRANCE!

I don't give a s**t
I don't give a s**t
About your motherfucking website (repeat and fade)
(wannablessedbe)
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Played on 4 shows:
05-28-12, #MM-26105-09-06, #WB-02
05-27-06, #ROTP_09202-18-06, #ROTP_078
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Stavro Arrgolus   Online  -  Editor, MP3  -  12-17-06 05:18 PM  -  12 years ago
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Definitely not. I have way too much free time to pound out lyrics and song info. Some of the stuff I find that I've actually memorized is downright scary.

--- wannablessedbe
Is it bad to be so bored that one types out the lyrics of an entire Worm Quartet song from memory? (Related query: Is it bad that I\'ve memorized the lyrics to Worm Quartet songs?)
peterpuck9   Offline  -  Participant  -  12-17-06 02:11 PM  -  12 years ago
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No and No

Note: If you know all the lyrics to I'm Not A Girl, we have some missing pieces there. Please let SpongeBobLuvr
know. Thanks.
wannablessedbe   Offline  -  Member  -  12-17-06 08:03 AM  -  12 years ago
fiogf49gjkf0d
Is it bad to be so bored that one types out the lyrics of an entire Worm Quartet song from memory? (Related query: Is it bad that I've memorized the lyrics to Worm Quartet songs?)
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