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Duration: 2:13 
Release Date: 2003 
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  • Parody of "The No No Song" by Ringo Starr (Dave AuJus)
  • Song Lyrics:
    No Smoking Song, The

    (Parody of The No No Song by Ringo Star)

    I aye aye aye aye
    A lady that I know works in an office all day
    She used a smokeless ashtray with a fan
    When she was told it was no longer okay
    They had to pry the Camels from her hand
    They said no no no no
    You can't smoke here no more
    Your lucky you can still smoke outdoors
    It causes disease
    And makes your co-workers sneeze
    And anyway it's now against the law
    A man once had a yen for Oriental Cuisine
    At the finest Chinese restaurant in the land
    When he lit up, the waiter let out a scream
    And smashed it out in his moo goo guy pan
    No no no no, you can't smoke here no more
    We're tired of rakin' butts off the floor
    He said no smokin' please
    And something rude in Chinese
    You go now, chop chop chop
    Eww! It stinks here anyways
    Aye aye aye aye aye

    A man I know just got a flight from San Diego
    They said you cannot smoke until we land
    He couldn't do without his Marlboro
    They locked him up for smoking in the can
    They said no no no no
    You can't smoke here no more
    We told you when you first came on board
    It causes disease and makes the passengers wheeze
    And anyway it's now against the law

    (Marcus Tee)
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    Current Rating 6.1 (2 votes)
    Played on 4 shows:
    09-30-17, #KMCC- 12-0301-08-07, #MM-90
    04-19-09, #MMS-12401-22-06, #MMS-14
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