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Enter Cupid 
By: Robert Lund
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Duration: 3:22 
Release Date: 2006  (Captain Wayne) 
Lyrics By: M. Spaff Sumsion (Captain Wayne) 
Music By: M. Spaff Sumsion (Captain Wayne) 
Produced By: Robert Lund (Spaff.com) 
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Licensing: CC 
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  • Parody of Metallica's "Enter Sandman" (MarlinsGirl)
  • Song Lyrics:
    Say your prayers
    Honey bun
    If you think love's fun
    Soon your torment's begun
    A psycho ex
    No more sex
    Alimony checks
    Should've married a nun

    Hope the bar's still open
    You're Seagram's b***h tonight

    LOVE'S - A - LIE
    CU - PID - DIE
    TAKE - THAT - BOW
    Shove it up your candy hole!

    God of love?
    What BS!
    God of bowel distress
    And Johnwaynebobbittness
    Run like hell
    Till that nut
    Pops a cap in your butt
    And your heart is a mess

    Sleep tonight with no one
    Blow up that doll with pride

    AS - TRO - GLIDE
    SELF - AP - PLIED
    CU - PID'S - TRASH
    Kick his little pansy ass!

    [Pastor] "With this ring I do thee take"
    [Couple] "With this bling I duty fake"
    [Pastor] "I swear all others to forsake"
    [Couple] "I'll swear if it's a huge mistake"
    [Pastor] "Through richer, poorer, better, worse"
    [Couple] "Through in-laws, fights, affairs, and worse"
    [Pastor] "Until my life has run its course"
    [Couple] "Till death, annulment, or divorce"

    Hush, Mrs Trump, please don't say a word
    Trophies are better seen than heard
    You didn't wed for cash you swear
    Sure - You love your homeboy's hair

    E - ROS - BITES
    LOVE'S - A - FRIGHT
    YOU'VE - BEEN - SCAMMED

    VAL - EN - TINE'S
    SPENT - ON - LINE
    CU - PID - SUCKS
    Kick his little naked butt!

    (Captain Wayne)
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