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Rank this week: 80 (↑2)
Duration: 2:47 (KaraokeTJ) 
Release Date: 1974  (KaraokeTJ) 
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  • Song is a combined style-parody of The Jackson 5 & The Osmonds (KaraokeTJ)
  • The Credibility Gap consisted of Michael McKean & David L Lander (Lenny & Squiggy from "Laverne & Shirley") along with Harry Shearer (Simpsons, Spinal Tap) & Richard Beebe (KaraokeTJ)
  • Song Lyrics:
    It was just a year ago, my friend
    when I thought that I was hip
    I made the pot & acid scene
    and I even owned a whip
    I hung out with that long-haired bunch,
    the sort who spit on flags
    I talked their lingo, sang their songs
    and I even smoked their fags

    But you can't judge a book by
    the way it wears it's hair
    Wooo... no!
    you can't do that, no, no, no!
    Cut that out
    If he don't smoke marijuana
    that don't mean that he's a square
    No, you can't judge a book
    by it's hair

    I woke up one fine morning,
    got myself a steady gig
    With a groovy record outfit
    who had helped me make it big
    I started dating T-C-B instead of S-E-X (???)
    I even bought a business suit and
    traded in my dress

    No, you can't judge a book by
    the way it wears it's hair
    Wooo... no!
    that ain't heavy, no, no, no!
    that ain't cool
    You can't tell that lion
    that he can't eat that bear
    No, you can't judge a book
    by it's hair

    Boom Shaka-lacka-lacka
    All right!
    Boom Shaka-lacka-lacka
    All right!

    Now when I see a protest
    on the strip or all the hate
    I single out the swellest chicks
    and I ask them on a date
    I tell them that they're stupid
    when they put down Uncle Sam
    'Cause the way to lick the system
    is to kiss it on the hand

    No, you can't judge a book by
    the way it wears it's hair
    Wooo... no!
    don't be crazy, no, no, no!
    don't get dumb
    You can't make this country perfect,
    you can only make it fair
    No, you can't judge a book
    by it's hair

    Boompada-Boompa-Doomp
    All right!
    Boom Shaka-lacka-lacka!
    All right!
    Boompada-Boompa-Doomp
    All right!
    Boom Shaka-lacka-lacka!
    All right!
    Boompada-Boompa-Doomp
    All right!
    Boom Shaka-lacka-lacka!
    All right!
    Boompada-Boompa-Doomp
    All right!
    Boom Shaka-lacka-lacka!
    All right!

    (KaraokeTJ)
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