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Rank this week: 21 (↑38)
Duration: 2:34 
Release Date: 1991  (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Lyrics By: Bill Mumy (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Music By: Bill Mumy (Stavro Arrgolus) 
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Keywords: COOKIES, DOUBLE ENTENDRE, NORTH POLE, SANTA, SEX 
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Song Lyrics:
I've got some presents for Santa
and he's got a big one for me
While outside it snows
I take off all my clothes
and wait for Santa underneath my tree

He squeezes into my hot chimney
where it's oh, so warm and tight
On the roof I hear his reindeer
I'm so very glad he came here
It's only once a year
but..what a night

(chorus:)
Santa Claus takes a pause
from his long night of delivering
His big 'north pole'
can sure get cold
His jolly butt's all shivering

I offer Santa my 'cookies'
He loves to put them into his mouth
His long beard tickles
It gives me the giggles
He finishes his snack
and then flies South

(chorus)

Ooh! Santa! I love my present!
What else is in that big bag of yours?

Santa and I share a ciggie
and I help him back into his red suit
I know he has to go
He just says, "Ho Ho Ho"
I can't help it; he's so cute

(chorus)

I've got some presents for Santa
and he's got a big one for me
While outside it snows
I take off all my clothes
and wait for Santa
I take off all my clothes
I'm waiting for Santa
underneath my tree

Merry Christmas
(Stavro Arrgolus)
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Current Rating 10.0 (4 votes)
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Messages about the song: "I've Got Some Presents For Santa"
 
 
Stavro Arrgolus   Online  -  Editor, MP3  -  11-17-09 01:53 AM  -  7 years ago
fiogf49gjkf0d
Well spotted. I've been known to gloss over the messages & not fix them occasionally. Maybe soon, a very big opportunity to fix previously unfixable things wholesale will arise. Many Shuvs and Zuuls will know what it will be like to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you! ..or something.

Gonna have to start using that Pirate Santa avatar soon, too.
peterpuck9   Offline  -  Participant  -  11-17-09 01:41 AM  -  7 years ago
fiogf49gjkf0d
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Stavro Arrgolus:
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Everything played on shows here is downloadable free in 128 & 64k. Click #MMS-57 on the page above and download segment 3. The song is the next to last song in that segment. It would be nice to hear it on TMMS this year as well...
Stavro Arrgolus   Online  -  Editor, MP3  -  11-30-07 08:00 PM  -  9 years ago
fiogf49gjkf0d
UR welcome.
MICHELEFRMPHILLY   Offline  -  Member  -  11-30-07 07:56 PM  -  9 years ago
fiogf49gjkf0d
TY for UR quik reply
Stavro Arrgolus   Online  -  Editor, MP3  -  11-30-07 07:25 PM  -  9 years ago
fiogf49gjkf0d
Everything played on shows here is downloadable free in 128 & 64k. Click #MMS-57 on the page above and download segment 3. The song is the next to last song in that segment. It would be nice to hear it on TMMS this year as well...
MICHELEFRMPHILLY   Offline  -  Member  -  11-30-07 01:36 PM  -  9 years ago
fiogf49gjkf0d
I want this MP3, I used to hear this song every year on a station back home at Christmas time. In Philadelphia, Pa on 93.33 WMMR. This song is great...
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