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Song Details
Rank this week: 38 (↑37)
Duration: 4:59 
Release Date: 2004  (Tim P. Ryan) 
Lyrics By: G. Jacobs/L. Sienkowski (peterpuck9) 
Music By: G. Jacobs/L. Sienkowski (peterpuck9) 
Produced By: Luke Sienkowski (peterpuck9) 
Released By: GNOME (peterpuck9) 
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What you are seeing before you is a pure example of a song gone wrong. It started with the lyrics entry. Some barnacle head took it from me. I couldn't make corrections which I thought were important. When I reported this Tim recovered the lyrics but I was worried that he wouldn't make corrections or reformat them, and that bothers me. After that some of the imitations in the song got to me. I couldn't really approve of them anymore. That's when I said "That's it! I can't listen to this anymore!" and I stopped listening to it. After all I can do all the characters just as well as the actual cast can. If you value your sponginess, especially if it's your biggest part of dementia, don't listen to this song. (review from 1/30/06)- Sonic SBL
Facts:
  • Parody of "The Humpty Dance" by Digital Underground (peterpuck9)
  • Song Lyrics:
    Pirate: Are ya ready, kids?
    Kids: Aye aye, captain
    Pirate: I can't hear you.
    Kids: (louder) Aye aye, captain!
    Pirate: (Oooh…)
    (Rap beat starts)

    Mr. Krabs: Are ya ready?
    SpongeBob: I'M READY! I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready! (Laughs)

    All right, stop what you're doin' 'cause I'm about to ruin
    The animated style that you're used to
    I'm shaped funny (laughs)
    (I need help on this line)
    The whole role is down here under the sea
    Now you all oughta watch with your son or daughter
    All my nautical nonsense in the underwater
    I'll eat a bowl of jellyfish jam, you got on your shelf
    So just let me introduce myself
    My name is SpongeBob pronounced with an "ongeBob"
    Flippin' burgers sure really is a fun job
    And all the Krabby Patties I make
    Are for the 12:30 lunch mob
    I got your order up here in Bikini Bottom
    You want the best meal? The Krusty Krab's got 'em!
    Bun, patty, lettuce, cheese,
    Onions, sweet outer tomatoes,
    Ketchup, mustard, pickles, bun in that order!
    I'm ready, see? Look, Plankton's back!
    (Plankton laughs)
    And he wants the secret recipe
    But that's some info that he'll never get from me!
    Plankton: Aw, come on SpongeBob. Those buns, are they sesame?
    Mr. Krabs: Arrgh, that's enough of that! (throws Plankton out)
    Now listen up, Spongy!
    You swab the deck while I count up all me money!
    SpongeBob: Want to clean (squeaky boots) Spin around and go "boom!"
    I once got dizzy in the Krusty Krab bathroom
    I'm crazy! And Squidward here will save me
    Squidward: Take your spatula and kindly go away, please!
    SpongeBob: The Employee of the Month is my stance
    And I even got my own dance

    Chorus:
    All: SpongeBob SquarePants is your chance to do the sponge
    Patrick: Ooh! SpongeBob SquarePants! (Do the spongy-sponge)
    SB: Come on and do the spongy-sponge
    Mr. Krabs: Yo, SpongeBob SquarePants! (Do the spongy-sponge)
    SpongeBob: Just watch me do the spongy-sponge
    Squidward: Now, SpongeBob SquarePants!
    SpongeBob: Do ya know what I'm doin' (Do the spongy-sponge)
    Doin' the Spongey Sponge (Do the spongy-sponge)
    Plankton: Oh, SpongeBob SquarePants!
    SpongeBob: Come on and do the spongy-sponge
    Ha! (Do the spongy-sponge)

    Patrick says:
    Yo, SpongeBob! Let's do some jellyfishing!
    SpongeBob: Starfish is dumb as the rock that he lives in
    We'll laugh and prance because we're best buds
    And we're happy until a jellyfish zaps me
    And now our plan "C" is to visit Sandy
    In her bubbledome land tree (howdy, SpongeBob!)
    With this squirrel girl adventure's nothing to fear
    But if you ever mess with Texas, she just might kick your rear
    And then there's Squidward; quite grumpy I'm afraid.
    His Easter Island head is where his clarinet is played
    (I need help here) but hey, I don't care
    (not sure what this is) and my pants are square
    I get scary, hang with a lobster named Larry
    I give a bath to my pet snail (meow) called Gary
    I hang at the Goo Lagoon, surf sand particles
    And when I crash out "Aw, tartar sauce, barnacles!"
    I go to school so I can learn to drive
    Mrs. Puff's my air bag so we'll both survive
    So if you're down with the absorbent and the yellow and Porous
    Then join along and sing the chorus!

    Chorus:
    All: SpongeBob SquarePants is your chance to do the sponge
    Patrick: Ooh! SpongeBob SquarePants! (Do the spongy-sponge)
    SpongeBob: Come on and do the spongy-sponge
    Mr. Krabs: Yo, SpongeBob SquarePants! | SB: Fishy babies!
    (Do the spongy-sponge)
    Everybody do the spongy-sponge
    Squidward: Now, SpongeBob SquarePants!
    SpongeBob: Unh! Yeah! A-do ya know what we're doin?(Do the spongy-sponge)
    We're doin' the Spongy Sponge (Do the spongy-sponge)
    Plankton: Oh, SpongeBob SquarePants! (Do the spongy-sponge)
    SB: Just watch me do the spongy-sponge (laughs)

    Mr. Krabs: Arrgh, that'll be the brig, y'all. Mr. Squidward, a little bit of that bass groove right here!
    (Squidward imitates the bass slide; Mr. Krabs laughs)
    Patrick: Hey, SpongeBob uh, now that you've told us a little bit about yourself, why don't you tell us a little bit about this dance?
    SpongeBob: Well it's really easy to do, Patrick. Check it out!

    First I go like this, spin around and then stop
    Then double-take three times, pelvic thrust and then stop
    And rip my pants 'cause it's fun (laughs)
    Squidward says:
    You look like a brittle pad gone mad, dummy!
    SB: That's all right 'cause I'm rockin' this ocean
    Bring it around town always causin' a commotion
    Bubble blowin's quite the same
    This is my technique, SquarePants is my name
    No two fishes will do it the same
    Just have some F.U.N. and forget about your brain
    Rockin', karate choppin'
    Now you're hooked, to the bottom you'll drop
    So if you got your air helmet, then come out and take the plunge
    You just step off and you're doin' the sponge!

    Chorus:
    SpongeBob SquarePants is your chance to do the sponge
    Patrick: Ooh! SpongeBob SquarePants! (Do the spongy-sponge)
    SpongeBob: Come on and do the spongy-sponge
    Mr. Krabs: Yo, SpongeBob SquarePants! | SB: Fishy babies!
    (Do the spongy-sponge)
    Everybody do the spongy-sponge
    Squidward: Now, SpongeBob SquarePants!
    SpongeBob: Unh! Yeah! A-do ya know what we're doin?(do the spongy-sponge)
    We're doin' the Spongy Sponge (Do the spongy-sponge)
    Plankton: Oh, SpongeBob SquarePants! (Do the spongy-sponge)
    SB: Watch me do the spongy-sponge
    Mermaidman and Barnacleboy! (Do the spongy-sponge)
    Come on and do the spongy-sponge
    Flying Dutchman! (Do the spongy-sponge)
    Come on and do the spongy-sponge
    Hey! King Neptune! (Do the spongy-sponge)
    Just keep on doin' the Sponge (Do the spongy-sponge)
    Even Patchy the Pirate! (Do the spongy-sponge)
    Oh, yeah, do the spongy-sponge (laughs)

    Plankton: I got a Krabby Patty! The secret formula will soon be mine!
    Mr. Krabs: Mother of pearl! Mr. Squidward! Stop that scurvy scavenger!
    Squidward: Aye aye, Mr. Krabs.
    SpongeBob: Once again, the underwater's in the pineapple! I'd like to send a shout-out to the whole ocean! Keep on doin' the Spongy Dance. As for the ladies, dance, and Spongy lives forever! (laughs)

    (The song ends like the end of the SpongeBob SquarePants Theme)

    (Sonic SBL)
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    Current Rating 9.2 (4 votes)
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    Sonic SBL   Offline  -  Participant  -  07-31-06 05:45 PM  -  12 years ago
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    Well, it wasn't easy, but Captain Wayne got me the lyrics entry back. In the meantime, peterpuck9 helped me revise them. This has put an end to my complaining, but I don't think it'll let me listen to the song again. There are still some parts that might need correction. If you find one, just let me know.
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