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Duration: 2:20 
Release Date: 1980  (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Lyrics By: John Swartzwelder (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Music By: John Swartzwelder (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Produced By: Schutten/Hobson/Plut (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Released By: Not On Label – MI-80D (single) (Stavro Arrgolus) 
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Keywords: ANIMAL ABUSE, CAT, FILK 
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  • B side to "The Raccoon Song." (Stavro Arrgolus)
  • Song Lyrics:
    Your cat thinks he's worth a million bucks,
    But he's not even worth five cents,
    A can of catfood costs more than that
    So throw your cat away.

    Throw your cat away,
    Drop him in the trash,
    You know he isn't worth five cents total,
    So throw your cat away.

    Your cat has fleas but that is all,
    He hasn't got a brain,
    He cannot bark or think or spell
    So throw your cat away.

    Throw your cat away,
    He was just a bad investment,
    Nobody wants him, not even you,
    So throw your cat away.

    He wrecks the couch,
    He scratches your friends,
    He refuses to catch a mouse.
    He's sure not expecting it,
    so grab him by the tail
    And throw your cat away.

    Oh, throw your cat away,
    Flush him down the toilet,
    Don't spend another dime to mask his smell,
    Just throw your cat away.

    He won't come when you call him,
    He won't eat his food,
    He just gags up his fur.
    He barfs in the corner and looks real smug,
    So throw your cat away.

    Oh, throw your cat away,
    Boot him down the steps.
    Give all his toys to your faithful dog
    And throw your cat away.

    He climbs up things he can't get down,
    He messes up your cat box.
    He has nine lives and that's too many,
    So throw your cat away.

    Oh, throw your cat away,
    Don't give him the time to pack.
    He's not worth the fur he's printed on,
    So throw your cat away.

    Oh, throw your cat away,
    It's very easy for you to do.
    Just open the garbage and dump him in
    And throw your cat away.

    recorded by Jan Hobson and Her Bad Review
    RR
    oct99
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    Current Rating 9.9 (4 votes)
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