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Duration: 4:32 
Release Date: 1974  (DJ Particle) 
Lyrics By: Kinky Friedman (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Music By: Kinky Friedman (Stavro Arrgolus) 
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Released By: ABC Records ABCD-829 (Stavro Arrgolus) 
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  • Final track from his self-titled 1974 LP. (Stavro Arrgolus)
  • Song Lyrics:
    Well, a redneck nerd in a bowling shirt was a-guzzlin' Lone Star beer
    Talking religion and-uh politics for all the world to hear
    They oughta send you back to Russia, boy, or New York City one
    You just want to doodle a Christian girl and you killed God's only son.

    I said, "Has it occurred to you, you nerd, that that's not very nice,
    We Jews believe it was Santa Claus that killed Jesus Christ
    You know, you don't look Jewish, he said, near as I could figger
    I had you lamped for a slightly anemic, well-dressed country n****r."

    No, they ain't makin' Jews like Jesus anymore
    They don't turn the other cheek the way they done before
    He started in to shoutin' and a-spittin' on the floor
    Lord, they ain't makin' Jews like Jesus anymore

    He says, I ain't a racist but Aristotle Onassis is one Greek we don't need
    And them n*****s, Jews and Sigma Nus, all they ever do is breed
    And wops 'n micks 'n slopes 'n spics 'n spooks are on my list
    And there's one little hebe from the heart of Texas is there; anyone I missed?

    Well, I hits him with everything I had right square between the eyes.
    I says, I'm gonna gitcha, you son of a b***h ya, for spoutin' that pack of lies.
    If there's one thing I can't abide, it's an ethnocentric racist;
    Now you take back that thing you said bout Aristotle Onassis.

    No, they ain't makin' Jews like Jesus anymore,
    We don't turn the other cheek the way we done before
    You could hear that honky holler as he hit that hardwood floor
    Lord, they sho' ain't makin' Jews like Jesus anymore!
    All right!

    No, they ain't makin' Jews like Jesus anymore,
    We don't turn the other cheek the way they done before
    You hear that honky holler as he hit that hardwood floor
    Lord, they ain't makin' Jews like Jesus anymore.

    Everybody!
    They ain't makin' Jews like Jesus anymore
    They ain't makin' carpenters who know what nails are for
    Well, the whole damn place was singin' as I strolled right out the door
    Lord, they ain't makin' Jews like Jesus anymore!

    No, we ain't makin' Jews like Jesus anymore
    We don't turn the other cheek the way they done before
    Well, the whole damn place was singin' as I strolled right out the door
    Lord, they ain't makin' Jews like Jesus anymore!
    (Stavro Arrgolus)
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