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Topic: Fir What It's Worth (15 Bucks A Foot)

 
HalfBee   Offline  -  Participant  -  11-26-18 10:59 PM  -  5 years ago
Cut down your own Christmas tree
You searched, perfect as can be
Best to remeasure height
Extra charge flock white
Replaceable by plastic, few agree

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Stavro Arrgolus   Offline  -  Editor, MP3  -  11-27-18 12:52 AM  -  5 years ago

I don't even bother with one. I use lots of small decorations - and just for this living room I'm sitting in now for the most part. Reasonably sure I haven't put up an actual tree in this century - though I still have an artificial one stored in the cellar that the mice like a lot for their nests that I haven't thrown away yet.

No one sees this living room anymore but the occasional cable guy or other workmen here to fix things and me...others that try have a meeting with my friends, Remington, Smith & Wesson.

Fun Fact: It's 10 kinds of stupid to defend your house with a pistol. Bullets can make holes in your walls that go right through to the outside. Do you have any concept of how much it costs to fix that? Also, if you're fortunate enough to have a family, those damn things are more likely to harm them than actual bad guys. Use a Remington 870 or a Mossburg 500. The kiddies find little to no fascination with those. Theoretically.

...Not that I advocate such violence here in the People's Republic of Massachusetts. God forbid! "Uh, firearms are BAD, mmmkay?"

And I digressed again, didn't I? Just use regular Xmas decorations if there are no rugrats to satisfy. They look just fine, put you in the 'holiday spirit' and save you a very large electric bill/live tree ripoff and hours of labor.


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