Bastards. First, they break guitars and now they're killing pets. More people should be suing/killing these airline a-holes.

I remember the last time I flew. It was toward the end of 1985. Before we took off, there was smoke in the cabin for a while. They decided to take off anyway and we managed to make it in one piece. Fortunately, I've never had cause to fly anywhere again. I hear it's a nightmarish experience now.

If God had meant man to fly, he'd have bought the tickets.